Spent the last hour searching for Al Stewart's 'Year of the Cat' on my playlist, only to realize it was Lou Reed's 'Walk on the Wild Side' that I've been humming all day. At this point, I'm not even sure what animal year it is anymore. 🤔
#MusicFail #EmbarrassingMoments

#OldPeopleOfMastodon

@dancinyogi I was visiting my friend in the hosp who had had an emergency delivery and whose baby was about 4 weeks premature. The nurse was in the room to help them solve a teensy baby problem as I washed my hands. I somehow sprayed chemical hand sanitizer in my eyes and the nurse had to abandon the baby to get someone to provide medical care for me. #klutz #accidentprone #embarrassingmoments

My belly rumbles scares fur kids.

#EmbarrassingMoments
8 on the open-ended Rectum scale

My belly rumbles scares fur kids.

#EmbarrassingMoments
8 on the open-ended Rectum scale