all the king's horses and all the king's men
understood Humpty Dumpty was going through a rough patch and didn't feel there were any other options

and while they couldn't put him together again
they offered him their ears and shoulders
which helped a lot more than being forcefully repaired ever could

{only now he's got all these extra ears and shoulders...}

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