We just realised #Australians have a #mentalCondition where they don't care about something unless you include the word '#SCANDAL' somewhere.

Fark.

*Scream into pillow for 10mins for creepy, husky #channel9 voice*

> "Its the #ENCRYPTIONSCANDAL hitting EVERY internet USER on PLANET EARTH, and its getting worse EVERY _ SINGLE _ DAY"

"What YOU don't KNOW about CLOUDFLARE will SHOCK YOU!

"Your BANK
your PHARMACY
even GOVT DEP'TS

"Prepare for the SCANDAL of the DECADE!"

This shit will work ^^^