:mastodon: L.Yo :startrek: · @NiemPseu
374 followers · 1642 posts · Server mastodon.nl
cyberghost · @cyberghost
252 followers · 240 posts · Server fosstodon.org
cyberghost · @cyberghost
251 followers · 241 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Flop Error · @FlopError
23 followers · 272 posts · Server mstdn.party

There's no conspiracy that only Scientologists have secret knowledge about, but there is a bacterial growth spawning itself in America known as MAGA, and it's spreading like the COVID they think they're better than, while rakes in more dough.

#ufo #elonmusk #chineseballoon #endoftimes

Last updated 2 years ago

Goz 🕹 · @goz
538 followers · 1389 posts · Server oldbytes.space

We're putting in new copiers on teacher work day.

You would think I just told the teachers that the copiers will never work again. All I said was don't plan on printing on Tuesday...

#printing #techwoes #endoftimes

Last updated 2 years ago

Hänzi Pōtter · @hszakher
162 followers · 2111 posts · Server mastodon.world

so, currently we have 1) the British *lion*, 2) the Russian *bear*, and 3) the German *leopard* in the current Ukrainian-Russian conflict. wondering which nation would be the *dragon* 🤔

#apocalypse #russia #ukraine #endoftimes #daniel7 #bible

Last updated 2 years ago

Dogfrog · @Dogfrog
10 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.world
Richard Broekman · @rbroekman
54 followers · 98 posts · Server mastodon.social

I had to clear my pantry for reasons and it turns out in preparation for the pandemic lockdown(s) of 2020 I stocked up on pasta, canned, and jarred goods so much, I can probably go all of 2023 without grocery shopping. If the decline of Twitter signals the end of times, I'm ready for it.

#idonotneedabiggerpantry #stockingup #lockdown #endoftimes

Last updated 2 years ago

Philosopher Scholar · @philosopher
50 followers · 220 posts · Server fosstodon.org