Clicked on a headline: "Tucson lunch counter opening in 'very near future.'" It was about a Tucson fast-food franchise, Eegees, expanding to a Phoenix suburb. From the headline, I was picturing something like a Woolworths soda fountain, not just another sandwich shop with a drive-thru lane. How about you? What does "lunch counter" mean to you? #EnglishAsSheIsWrit #MisleadingHeadline

Is pho pa the one with tripe in it? Thanks, I'll pass. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Took me a while to figure out what was wrong about this but I finale got it. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Clicked and verified the headline before the paywall came down. Someone got paid to write it. Someone else (also paid) didn't see anything wrong with it and approved. What's worse, half the people reading this toot will say "What's the problem, Donkey Hote? We know what they mean." JFC. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Say what? #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

No pup it, no pup it, you're the pup it. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Made it to "children" and threw in the towel. A for effort, though. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Actually it's 'scampi, which i's fancy for 'shrimp. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit #GrocersApostrophe

This can't be real. Can it?
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This can't be real. Can it?
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Good thing I wore shoes today!
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Almond Dillos spotted in the wild. Well actually on Reddit. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Some languages are read top to bottom, some bottom to top, some right to left. Reading in an X pattern is new to me, though. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Gonna grant benefit of doubt to this one as a possible autocorrect error, but only if courtesy was horribly misspelled in the first place. #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Well, which is it? #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Meanwhile, a classic pops up on a Twitter list of things men can do to be more attractive to women ... #EnglishAsSheIsWrit

Home of sexuals! Snort! #chroniclesofthemasterrace #englishassheiswrit #eggcorn