JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 439 posts · Server mstdn.party"One thing they never tell you about child-raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." — Erma Bombeck — — — #ErmaBombeck #quote #humor #children #snarky #parent #joke #parenting #child
#ermabombeck #quote #humor #children #snarky #parent #joke #parenting #child
Quick Quotes · @quickquotes
26 followers · 319 posts · Server nrw.social“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”
― Erma Bombeck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck
#bot #quote #Sports #humorous #ermabombeck
JBRoss · @jbross
13 followers · 253 posts · Server mstdn.party
"The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together." — Erma Bombeck - #ErmaBombeck #family #sharing, #caring #toothpaste #laughing #commonthread #togetherness #funny #poignant #sharing
#ermabombeck #family #sharing #caring #toothpaste #Laughing #commonthread #togetherness #funny #poignant
LyonStrategicConsulting · @LyonStrategicConsulting
20 followers · 214 posts · Server mastodon.world
J L Kalman · @jlkalman
1 followers · 77 posts · Server toot.community
Today is the start of #MardiGras and the birthday of humorist #ErmaBombeck who we #quote and back with a picture of an #Oregon coast #sunset. If this #quotograph speaks to you please repost it.
#mardigras #ermabombeck #quote #oregon #sunset #quotograph