Today I thought I’d lost my bank card. Ducked down to my car to see if it had fallen under a seat or whatevs. Groping about, my hand alighted on something dry and leathery and shrivelled. Pulled it out, in the style of Jack Horner, and was immediately recalled to a moment three weeks ago when I got the shopping home and could have sworn black and blue I’d bought _two_ avocados. #vindicated #evenifitmatterstonoonebutme