I often text my long-term partner with no replies. We've talked about it and they say they like my texts and mean to respond so I keep firing them off into the void, no response. No call back. No acknowledgement of receipt.

I even send a text like a subject line with an offer to tell stories and a desire to catch up. I know they're busy, but everybody poops. Why, then, don't they text me back? #RhetoricalQuestions #Dating #Relationships #Communication #EverybodyPoops #DailyGhosting #LTR #LGBTQ+

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Fuck you, body.

I have ONE RULE for you. JUST ONE. NO POOPING AT WORK. We both know that this is a tiny office and that bathroom is a fucking echo chamber. But noooooooooooo.... you weren't going to stop being squiggly until I went. AND THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND FART. Not once, but TWICE!

You better hope that K's closed door and P's phone call was enough of a distraction that they didn't hear you.

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