Andrei G. :unverified: · @ndrei
48 followers · 327 posts · Server fosstodon.org

[1] So here is a thing that "only happens to me and me alone only".

I am desperately looking for a $thing I've carefully put somewhere safe. I know where that is and as I go there I get panicky under the possibility of losing that $thing and proceed with a superficial, rushed search - therefore not finding it - therefore raising my stress to the highest possible levels.

#everysingletime #searchalgorithm #stresssearch

Last updated 2 years ago

magicalwoodlands · @magicalwoodlands
288 followers · 217 posts · Server mastodon.art

Contemplating the thousands of years between human discover of the apple as a food source, and the invention of dental floss.

#freakingappleskininmyteeth #everysingletime

Last updated 2 years ago

Joe Miller · @Lilshieste
83 followers · 405 posts · Server fosstodon.org

me at the store: ooh I like grapefruit I should get some!

me at home: *googles "how to eat a grapefruit"*

#everysingletime

Last updated 2 years ago

Michelle · @ThunderHoneySnow
116 followers · 329 posts · Server mas.to

@fishornofish I get the whole matching thing but I would love a diameter measurement on the handle or colour coding or something!

#everysingletime

Last updated 2 years ago