π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
378 followers · 1465 posts · Server mindly.socialI wish I enjoyed watching football as much as I like watching those tight butts run around the field.
Rob βοΈπ² · @Eamon1916
999 followers · 5869 posts · Server beige.party
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
379 followers · 1442 posts · Server mindly.social
If I was a rich girl (na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
379 followers · 1441 posts · Server mindly.socialRemember when people actually cared about how many followers they had? As if it was worth something.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
378 followers · 1431 posts · Server mindly.social
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
379 followers · 1420 posts · Server mindly.social$20,000 bucks spent on a weekend trip to burning man to release some stress and get away from reality.
We could at least drop off some kayaks?
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
379 followers · 1420 posts · Server mindly.socialSome of you need to stop overthinking because youβre really going to hurt yourself.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
367 followers · 1363 posts · Server mindly.socialWhatβs my love language? Overreacting and burning shit down.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
361 followers · 1346 posts · Server mindly.social
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
359 followers · 1346 posts · Server mindly.socialIs it possible to be a sexual person without men treating you like a sexual object? Asking for a friend.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
359 followers · 1346 posts · Server mindly.social
I believe that honesty is the best approach.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
359 followers · 1346 posts · Server mindly.socialWhy bother liking a post if youβre not reblogging it? We all hate shitty tippers.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
352 followers · 1314 posts · Server mindly.socialI hate dating apps because theyβre like job interviews except after you sleep with someone you donβt get anything out of it.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
350 followers · 1283 posts · Server mindly.social
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
345 followers · 1270 posts · Server mindly.socialFYI if you plan on pulling the fire alarm to get out of work be sure to take the emergency stairs.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
345 followers · 1270 posts · Server mindly.socialWho knew a whipped cream eye was attractive outside of the bedroom.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
345 followers · 1270 posts · Server mindly.socialI canβt figure out why someone hasnβt told these TikTokers they look better without all that shit on their face.
No sweeties. You donβt need a latte face to go to class.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
340 followers · 1250 posts · Server mindly.socialThis girl who works at Ralphβs was flirting with me this morning and I liked it.
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
340 followers · 1250 posts · Server mindly.social
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ never saidβ¦ · @evilsam
328 followers · 1182 posts · Server mindly.social
Thanks for sending these to me @amandacsb2
I hope Santa will eat my cookies this year!