@Legend

πŸ˜‚ Ye can tell they don't know how bad is for thinking of trying to deliver πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

#evri

Last updated 1 year ago

Andy Piper · @andypiper
3402 followers · 3617 posts · Server macaw.social

Day 7 of Evri parcel delivery (loss) drama. Parcel collection shop still doesn't have it. Evri's chatbot has happily accepted my very angry comments into the existing ticket (since there appears to be no other means for me to contact them).

#evri

Last updated 1 year ago

Murad · @ElHadjiMurad
604 followers · 3118 posts · Server wandering.shop

Evri: Please tell us how we can improve?

Customers: Deliver parcels to the right address, on time, unbroken.

Evri: Pleasing customers is hard.

#uk #evri

Last updated 2 years ago

M0KHR · @M0KHR
170 followers · 1218 posts · Server mastodon.radio

Imagine being so crap at your job, changing your whole corporate name to see if you can avoid the bad publicit.

#evri #hermes

Last updated 2 years ago

AutisticMumTo3 She/her · @AutisticMumTo3
120 followers · 2291 posts · Server mastodon.uk.com

#evri #deliverydriver #stolen

Last updated 2 years ago

One of the most chilling emails you can receive:
"Hi, we're Evri and we've got your parcel!"

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

Graeme Fowler · @greem
108 followers · 547 posts · Server toot.io

Oh lord, the existential horror and dread that reading the words "prepared for collection by Hermes" sends.

I am now preparing myself for an endless round of "where is my parcel"?

(and yes, I know they rebranded)

#hermes #evri #parcel #horror

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
508 followers · 1036 posts · Server martinh.net

Uh-oh, looks like we got a hostage situation...

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
502 followers · 934 posts · Server martinh.net

@jonn Don't give up hope! Sometimes dreams can come true πŸ¦ˆπŸ“¦

#evri #babyblahaj

Last updated 2 years ago

J.R.Bee · @jrbee
94 followers · 600 posts · Server wandering.shop

I just placed an order with someone and in their seller notes put "please please please, don't use or I won't get it" and they very nicely responded with they wouldn't.
WIN!

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
498 followers · 728 posts · Server martinh.net

@eLearningTechie I left a burnt offering and the gods are smiling today. <Geek plotting intensifies>

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
497 followers · 654 posts · Server martinh.net

Why does every package's journey end up something like this? 🧐

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
496 followers · 651 posts · Server martinh.net

😱 @scream

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

Ghastwood_niall · @Ghastwood
24 followers · 64 posts · Server dice.camp

When you get the confirmation email your Amazon package has been picked up by
I’m never gonna see this parcel😳

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

Sheila Ritchie πŸ”Ά · @europesheila
1 followers · 3503 posts · Server respublicae.eu

@AmazonUK This is what you get when you use

πŸ¦πŸ”—: n.respublicae.eu/europesheila/

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

E Smith · @IKnowSmithy
70 followers · 232 posts · Server mastodon.scot

An email from Evri that states "we've got your parcel" just sounds like a kidnapping letter, doesn't it?

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

If did job interviews for drivers...

vm.tiktok.com/ZMYJdVrjd/

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

R J Oakley · @Rucksackwriter
40 followers · 85 posts · Server ohai.social

Argos: we will give the parcel to a random in the next street & claim we've delivered to your neighbour after knocking loudly at your door as you ignored us. We won't call you to sort it out, leaving you to don your detective's hat and knock on random doors until you find it.

RT @hayleydavies121@twitter.com

Hermes/Evri haven't changed, have they.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hayleydavies121/st

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

Russ · @RussellF
21 followers · 12 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Yes, and agreed. I presume @JDSports@twitter.com saw some benefit in tying up with them, but just had to buy the same gift a second time to ensure it can be given on time. Bot chat useless when it doesn't recognise the delivery postcode that JD has provided.

RT @pchilds80@twitter.com

Every company using as a delivery company need to display it in their website so I can use someone else

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/pchilds80/status/1

#evri

Last updated 2 years ago

Scottish Lass · @scottishlass
827 followers · 1034 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Gosh an apology, of sorts.
My delivery has now arrived, but the box it was in was half-open. All this agro for a simple bucket. Whatever would say? Help Ma Boab!
BBC News - Evri says sorry for UK parcel delivery delays
bbc.co.uk/news/business-642235

#oorwullie #evri

Last updated 2 years ago