Karma · @Karma
1 followers · 9 posts · Server masto.esWhat?!
…break…pedal?
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Spabetti Nudeln · @Spabetti
77 followers · 535 posts · Server mas.to#excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket
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Reminds me of a joke I just read.
'Ok', the police officer says. 'That was great fun chasing you, actually. If you're having a good excuse, we will let you go.'
Him: 'Last week my wife cheated on me with a police officer. I just feared you wanted to return her.'
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Matthew McKeon · @TheWiseOwl
14 followers · 23 posts · Server mastodon.socialIt’s not so much an excuse but it’s gotten me out of three; just start bawling uncontrollably and, when asked the first question, respond with a sobbing “what do you care?! It’s not like you would really know what it’s like to lose a loved one!”
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Kimberly Seville · @kimberlyseville
183 followers · 1013 posts · Server masto.aiListen to this, man! [turns up speakers] I got velocitized!
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notchrist · @Christopher_Salazar
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GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1136 followers · 9421 posts · Server mstdn.socialProve you are possessed by a speed demon ... sulphur and dark voice for extra points!
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GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1136 followers · 9421 posts · Server mstdn.socialA Nuclear-level Tantrum
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Patrick Stewart ✅ · @patrickstewart
185 followers · 869 posts · Server mastodon.social#excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket I'm having a baby
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SameGirlie · @SameGirlie
668 followers · 3002 posts · Server mastodon.socialSorry Officer, I've got a hot date
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The November Man ❌ 🇺🇲🇺🇦☸️🖖 · @NovemberMan
113 followers · 758 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org#excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket Surprised I haven't seen this one:
"I have to poop!" 😬
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«Harvey Esquire» · @HarveyEsq
134 followers · 616 posts · Server mastodon.world
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"Always make the cop laugh" - Gabriel {Fluffy} Iglesias
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SameGirlie · @SameGirlie
668 followers · 3002 posts · Server mastodon.socialThe Cars For Kids commercial is playing on the radio again.
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paul 🇬🇧 · @amiserabilist
468 followers · 1912 posts · Server med-mastodon.com#ExcusesToGetOutOfASpeedingTicket
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It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
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RickJ · @RickJ
49 followers · 348 posts · Server oslo.town"We're federal agents, our names are McCartney and Lennon ... yes, the Impala is a classic ... no, not a staff car. But we really have to ... carry on." #ExcusesToGetOutOfASpeedingTicket
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CheryllC · @Calgarygirl2023
121 followers · 1425 posts · Server mstdn.socialI work for Fedex and this package absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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Claudio C · @cktodon
88 followers · 193 posts · Server mas.to- I'm trying to explain to my son that we can't get rid of our own shadow, nevertheless the speed we get.
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Jason · @Jason844
110 followers · 2048 posts · Server universeodon.comYou can't ticket me! Tickets are fake! Speed limits aren't real. I'm a ticket denier!
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CheryllC · @Calgarygirl2023
121 followers · 1425 posts · Server mstdn.socialYou see Officer, we are on our way home from our Honeymoon & are eager to get home before nightfall.
(Clocked at 158km in a 120km zone in New Brunswick, Canada
September 30, 2000)
Officer gave us a warning, its still funny to us.
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Jason · @Jason844
110 followers · 2048 posts · Server universeodon.com"I'm in the United States Congress!"
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