#ExMPs Mark Jenkinson had a large egg factory,& Peter Bottom-lea stroked Virginia in the top field.Sarah Atherton took power of apricots over Steve Baker,ex damn buster,Ben Wallace wyred Mark Garnier upside down.Marcus Fysh bought the riverine cottage to binocle Virginia Crosbie at Men Eye,& Julian Sturdy did a turdy.And thats all the #ToryTurds!

#ExMps Terese Coffey had had the nails knocked down but it was certain if a little burman was Scullyin about inside.Chris Pincher...but Esther McVeybeatle liked it.Rebecca Pow relished another Rishi kiss a cide 'er but she stayed single & taunted on by Labour.Lucy Allen fought at the Bridge of Tewksbury & fell into Laurence Robertson arms but Geoffrey Clifton Brown committed suicide over Suspension o'er it.Mark Pritchard farmed field pilchards with Kevin Hole in his rake.

#ExMPs Damien Moore loved Rob Roberts in a Delyncatessen,while Kwasi Kwarteng disappeared into a black hole.Steve Double installed a derrick called john thomas to lift himself,& Theodorophilos Cluck lifted Karen Bradley.Stephen McPartland wedged Jack Brereton under some wood,& ran off to his villa.Suzanne Webb borrowed a horse from the Swine of Avons stable,but za hardli could ride it to Siobhan Baillie's children producing factory.

#ExMPs Lord Gavin FirePlace pulled a Cartiledge fightin with Robert Buckland over a Tricorn Hat.Craig McKinley pushed a bill to stop All Freedoms into the Lords letter box,& Andrew Zealois confused Gary Streeters malognomy for the King of Lower Gornals,Andy Pigsstreet.Gagan Mohindra turned fluorescent later in life but not as pastey as Liz Truss who bent into wanking.Jeremy Hunt doctored Andrew Murrison under Admiralty Arch & was exiled to Jehou at the Coronation away fro all treasuries.

#ExMPs Julian Smith had a set of cat o' nine tails but didnt go near DrCarolineJohnsons bottom on the ward.Because of her Stoke(Labour)have declard an emergency.David Warburton sold out to AssociatedBogies & changd his supplier to StephenMetcalfe.Anthony Browne fell over HeatherWheeler into Hartlepool Docks,while Richard Drax includd Lucy Frazers articles in his boat to the Coronation.Sheryll Murray droppd her pants in Upper Tintagel,but Katherine Fletcher set up an iron that works on the shite.

#ExMPs Julian Smith had a set of cat o' nine tails but didnt go near DrCarolineJohnsons bottom on the ward.Because of her Stoke(Labour)have declard an emergency.David Warburton sold out to AssociatedBogies & changd his supplier to StephenMetcalfe.Anthony Browne fell over HeatherWheeler into Hartlepool Docks,while Richard Drax includd Lucy Frazers articles in his boat to the Coronation.Sheryll Murray droppd her pants in Upper Tintagel,but Katherine Fletcher set up an iron that works on the shite.

#ExMPs Robert Goodwilly could not extend it to the inane Holly Mumbles Croft,a peninsular of an idiot.Paul Howell & Nigel Adams move near a uranium mine but even still a megatron geigertron counter couldnt detect their lifes effort & personalities.Laura Trott too had many,but with Mark Spencer it was only his dental work & a good whipping.Philip Davies was murdered at Rainsborough House by Shipley residents,while Gordon Henderson was smothered in a barrell of Malmesic double malt.

#ExMPs Nigel Evans was court marshalled for bending over for "Sunak",which means "grasshopper" in Hindi.Kelly Tollhurst got lost at Surbiton Above Railway.Andrew Rosindell did the 3 Peaks of Jake Berry,Alexander Bucephalus Stafford guffawed too Pusiley,for Mark.David Simmonds was examined by Lord Ben Spencer & moved to Althorpe Psychiatric Crypt.Ruth Edwards went into large dresses & gobs with Alicia Kearns.Ki Badenoch sharpened Fascism on the moon with John Glen.

#ExMPs Chloe Smith tried to be Jo Churchill in later life,met Marcus Jones & died.Gareth Bacon ate more eggs than Andrew Stephenson but it was hyper visually contested!Miriam Cates had lots of children but not with Neil Willy Hudson.Robert Slymes saw Steven Crabbe's face in a pastey eaten by Steve Brines snout.Stuart Andrew retired to Sedilla with Mark Francois & Spain was ruined.Alok Sharmas name (Alok) means "failure" in Hindi & thats exactly what Crispin Blunt majorly was.

#ExMPs Laura Farris fancied Aarons Ding Dong,belle Ann Marie Morris was jealous.Scott in the Main didnt find Selaine Sexby or her speeches in the least interesting.Simon Hoare found Richard Full o'Cock sure as chairman of the retird MPs NI Blowpipe Missile Committee.Steve Barclay meanwhile went with Lee to Rowley Regis & sold Harry Ramsdens at Merry Hill.Ranil Jayawardena knew Adam Afriyie was bancrupt MP for Windsor,& both wer beheaded at the Coronation.Oliver Heald saw a vision of Moggst Knock

#ExMPs Pauline Latham was found in bed with Michael Johnson & George Freeman,at which Father Nigel Huddleston Quaked! Ben Everitt d'ya ken rumbled Ian Stewart putting his willy in the bagpipes.Paul Beresford now works on sheep dentistry,but Craig Williams hasnt applied yet,tho runnin several shady companies.Douglas Ross was the 1st to take off with his ears on a flight from the Commons Coke Toilet to Hollyrood via Easter Island.David Morris did it on the sideburns with Desmond Swine,'ain it??

#ExMPs Matthew Offal to his lifes end didnt like John Howells face.Julie Marson took to sculpting Oliver Dowdens earwax.Julia Lopez used Jeremy Quinnks ink & blue off.Jonathan Djanogly djuggled with Djeremy Wright at the Coronation.Philip Hollowbone couldnt get it up with Chris Skidspantsmore.Michael Fabricant perookd Jane Hunt without Jeremy C's permission in front of Philip Dunnitbefore.David Rutley settled with John Whittingdayo's cat in the Manse.Ben Bradley went into fish with Saqib Batti

#ExMPs Rehman Chishti became Leader before throwin Richard Graham in Gloucester Dock.Richard Thompson didnt realize Carolines Dine en age,& lost his chance.Gareth Favies art owened Lia's Nicis,& Brandon Lewis broke into Angela Richardsons bin-kraal.James Morris kicked David Davis in the tate & lyles,while Neil O'Brien wrote pleadingly to Rory Bremner.Andrew Jones sat on Robert Halpon & Bob Blackman broke Sally Anns Hart.Alan Mak went to NZ with Mike Penning,& was also a Pyrrhomaniac.

#ExMPs Tim Loughton workd for Never Cad Rezza & a Sir Bunny Pal,whose club Greg Knight also joind.Paul Holmes went shootin A Legs of Shelduck in the brook.Elenor Laing got croup with Maggie Thro-Up.Dom Raab didnt upchope Helen Whateley,but she ran off! Jack Lopresti preferred Andrea Jenkyns to Mike Freer the despatcho quick-fire!Damian Collins found Mark Harper bazaar & digitally stuck 2 fingers up his nose.Mark Menzies studied etchings of Frankenstein before working as Tom Randalls straightener

#ExMPs Will Quince helped Jason Mccartney became AlanTitmarch.Trudy Harrison preferred Henry Smiths Crawling to Dr Kieran Mullans huftering & avoiding the NHS.Gareth Johnson pushed awheelbarrow in Covent Garden with Chris Hard-on Handrise.Amanda Solloway stood doppleganger for Nadine Dorries.Sarah Dines twiddled Danny Krugers merryberries.MarcoLongo did circus jumps with Alan Cairns.Mike Wood went into Scottish Lies with Alister Jack,supervisd by David Mundel.Simon Jupp errd with Claire Coutinho

#ExMPS:John Stevenson lay dead in a pan with Simon Hart,Rebecca Harris smalt Smell Stride.Dan Poulter starred with Tracey Crouch in Hair F.A,Mary Robinson lost her Paddy with Lord Alex Jervase Chalk-cellor.Gillian Keegans was negative Ofsteded for passing IDS's false certificates,put his body in a ballot box,& floated him!Micheleho Donelan Upchoped Christopher,who objected.Nicki Aiken stole Martins Vickers(deceased).Simon Baynes developed the parliamentary banshee cry with David Jones

#ExMPs:Chris Green & Mark Warman doctored Luke Evans & were burns in Ireland by Connor.Fay was More gan than Jones & Mandibulated on a tropical island with Alex Buggerheart.Jamie Wallis crashed & became Ian Liddell Granger.Andrew Percy tied Bob Neills articles,while Sajid Javed busked as the Hobbit of Bromsgrove.Charles Walker retired to work out DarrennHenry.Greg Smith was Knived in ton by Kate,James Daly fell under Jo Randy Churchill.Craig Whittaker found out that George was Euslace.

#ExMPs:David Dogood was exild to Rockall,Simon Felld a Cock,& John Barron marneyed a man called Brendan Clarke-Smith(deceased).Joy Morrissey took her Badger(Bagehot) back stateside,& Ann Marie Trevelyan was lost in a missile firer.John Lamont went hEye-brow(with Norman),David Evennett...nothing happened.Dehenna Davison went to Gehenna for Toryism,& Paul Maynard wrote of his time as a minister.Nick Gibb,went Off 's Head,Mark Fletcher was found in a barrell.Mark Logan steved at Michael Gove's Dore

#ExMPs:Paul Bristow met Charlie Elphicke at Chequ'ers Knockers,PhilipOppenheim developd became naggin,sarky & explosive.MariaMiller stood outside AbortionClinics,while TomPursglove,botanic,writes.RobertJenrick cor did it in Wolverampton,&ChrisPhilp became an expert in DickEnds.William Wragg met Ed while filmin for Rich Maa Crompton,Chris Grayling became a Fisherman.Damian Greene went into Fims,Jacob young did strange things with biscuits as rear end of the Old Westminsteronians pantomime donkey.

#ExMPs:Julian Knight was cashiered,cashewd&nutted.Flick Drummond adopted a lady bulldog(flycka bulldogg)&Caroline Noasks grew snottier.Penny Mordaunt got a job with Michael Pesseltine & Victoria Atkins (Né Potts) looked after her dad.AndreaLeadsom finally got some,Felicity Buchan Never got some!! Bob Seely saild from Cape Commons-4-Course-Menu & discoverd the Isle of Wight.Jesse Norman sang baahs-sahib in the musical "The Winding Stair:Nosferatu",Graham Stuart launched the failed mag "Pomposity"