THE MOON?! OMFG! #Eyeroll #BMovieManiacs

@rivetgeek But man-made climate change is a hoax!

#eyeroll

Bad puns are how eye roll.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #EyeRoll

Trying to build a lightweight device for a particular use? Apparently android is a terrible choice for that now (or sometimes not a choice; this device won't use anything else) -- The smallest it can get is *half a gig*, which is more than 10x the size of a small Linux distro. Wow.

...11 out of 40 installed apps are (non-system) ones I will never use and want to remove, but it's not allowed because, I'm guessing, it would interfere with Google's data-harvesting. #eyeroll

Now... you know how some shows eventually get to the point where they "Jump the Shark" (aka Happy Days/Fonz)...

I used to watch Bones. But when they started doing singing, dancing, and "theatre productions" inside the show... they "Jumped the Shark".

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Guess what.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds has a singing/dancing episode.

Come on.

There better be some Phaser blasts, Photon Torpedoes launched, some Transporter action...

OR I'm moving to Canada!

#Eyeroll

If you're a consultant that hires consultants, shouldn't you be referred to as an agency?
#eyeroll #NosesInTheTrough

Yes, the #eyeroll too.

@rsmon77 Ass nipples might be a genetic error, just sayin, oh but it *could* be a useful mutation! #Eyeroll #MondayActionMovie

Discussion with Dr. re: testing me for Lyme.

Doc: Do you have trouble sleeping?

Me: Yes, menopause.

Doc: Do you have night sweats?

Me: Yes, menopause.

Doc: Do you have joint or muscle pain?

Me (enunciating clearly): MENOPAUSE.

Doc: *blinks and looks horrified*

The nurse assisting him was 😂 in the background...

#Aging #Menopause #GenX #EyeRoll

#EyeRoll #WarlockWednesday #BillyWarlock

Season 1 Episode 20 "The Big Race"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #TheBigRace #BaywatchBabes

@BroadforkForVictory you know a lot more about it than I do :)

I have no particular attachment to either team, I'm not generally much of a sports follower. But it amuses me to see the UK's makeshift prime minister feeling the need to get involved in the discussion. A bit of an #eyeroll moment really. (My general feeling is that all's fair within the rules of the game - and the purpose of the game is to win it. Ball tampering is a definite nope!)

Can't pull out that bullshit "intent to blow the whistle" in this instance, I suppose... #NHL #HNOM #eyeroll

@kyleve #eyeroll

STATUS: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE READY TO BE SERIOUS. #NOTIMPRESSED #EYEROLL

Scotty, the doctor! #EyeRoll #FacePalm #TOSSatNight

Trump kept quiet on the Bud Light boycott. It turns out he owns Anheuser-Busch stock https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-anheuser-busch-stock-boycott-b2327379.html #eyeroll

Here's an example of a social media post Grumblepaws might make about the concept of "bad:"

"Bad? Oh sure, let's just throw an arbitrary label on something and call it a day. Because clearly things are that simple. *sigh* #sarcasm #irony #eyeroll"

Elon #Musk Threatens to Sue Microsoft After it Drops #Twitter From Ad Platform | PCMag https://www.pcmag.com/news/elon-musk-threatens-to-sue-microsoft-after-it-drops-twitter-from-ad-platform #eyeroll

Lemme guess, it's huge? #EyeRoll #BMovieManiacs

@Danaintq "i Waaaant yoooou to shoooowwwww meeeee! #MusicNotes" I can't wait five minutes for the #mstdn.social to bring up the emojis #eyeroll