UBS agrees to take Credit Suisse out behind the barn and put a bullet in its head, because that is definitely going to stop the imminent crash.

"UBS confirmed to buy Credit Suisse in bid to avert global banking crisis" #IrishTimes

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/financial-services/2023/03/19/ubs-offers-to-buy-credit-suisse-for-up-to-1bn/

#CreditSuisse #BankingCrisis #WhyYesIWouldLoveAnotherRecession #UBS #FaçadeCapitalism