Elf on the shelf is a bloody nuisance. #FakeChristmas

A family friend got tired of it, and left a note from the elf to say (s)he'd gone away for a few days.

Then 5 days later there was a crashed rocket with sweets everywhere on their dining table when they 'returned'.

The letter gets used regularly, but not the rocket! Or sweets.

#Christmas #ElfOnTheShelf #Humbug