As a Jedi master, Luke wasn't really cold, but he wasn't really warm either. I guess you could say he was Luke warm.—Rey (maybe?)
#StarWars #FakeQuotes
#misspokenquotes #LaoTzo #FakeQuotes taste/test #HashtagGames #alttext
#misspokenquotes #laotzo #fakequotes #hashtaggames #alttext
It's been a while since I produced a "fake quotes" video. Here's a new one with quotes misattributed to the great Stoic philosopher Epictetus. You see a lot of quote and meme accounts continually spreading these around
https://youtu.be/D-ZFE2JspFA
#FakeQuotes #Epictetus #Stoicism #Misquotation #Paraphrase
#paraphrase #misquotation #stoicism #epictetus #fakequotes
Sadly, Twain didn't actually say this: “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
But I'm sharing the picture anyway.
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #funny #humour #fakequotes #MarkTwain #writing #writingcommunity
#writingcommunity #writing #marktwain #fakequotes #humour #funny #humor #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #dogs #dog
#fakequotes but I'm sure he wrote a chapter on Elon personally. I know there's one about crypto.
“I have the greatest moral compass of any president who has ever presided over the presidency. They say this is what people are saying. So many people. You’ve never seen so many people saying this. Way more people than O-ba-ma.”
Donald Trump, probably
#FakeQuotes
“Oh what tangled webs are woven. At first we practice deceit…and…Charlotte may die but Wilbur lives on forever. So, mission accomplished hehe.”
George W. Bush
#FakeQuotes
“Dogecoin is a clear indication that many people have shit for brains. Like Elon.”
Barack Obama
#FakeQuotes
#Marx #FakeQuotes #Lyrics #MemeAtMeBro :molotov:
#marx #fakequotes #lyrics #memeatmebro
She proudly presented her new book "A Thousand Mark Twain Quotes Invented for the Internet."
#PGExplaining #Bookstodon #Literatur #Literature #MarkTwain #FakeQuotes #FalscheZitate
#falschezitate #fakequotes #marktwain #literature #literatur #bookstodon #pgexplaining
"I've gotta poop."
-#JesusChrist (probably)
#jesuschrist #fakequotes #jokes #jokesbutseriously
"I have a dream...
that one day...
climatescientists and politicians work hand in hand"
#MartinLutherKing #fakequotes #ClimateJustice
"Splash like tomato soup, stick like an activist"
- #MuhammadAli about #JustStopOil
#MuhammadAli #juststopoil #fakequotes #ClimateJustice