Jeremy Mallin · @JeremyMallin
207 followers · 2480 posts · Server autistics.life

As a Jedi master, Luke wasn't really cold, but he wasn't really warm either. I guess you could say he was Luke warm.—Rey (maybe?)

#starwars #fakequotes

Last updated 1 year ago

Gregory B Sadler · @GregSadler
698 followers · 1260 posts · Server metalhead.club

It's been a while since I produced a "fake quotes" video. Here's a new one with quotes misattributed to the great Stoic philosopher Epictetus. You see a lot of quote and meme accounts continually spreading these around

youtu.be/D-ZFE2JspFA

#paraphrase #misquotation #stoicism #epictetus #fakequotes

Last updated 1 year ago

Mark A. Rayner · @markarayner
1615 followers · 850 posts · Server mas.to

Sadly, Twain didn't actually say this: “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”

But I'm sharing the picture anyway.

#writingcommunity #writing #marktwain #fakequotes #humour #funny #humor #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #dogs #dog

Last updated 1 year ago

but I'm sure he wrote a chapter on Elon personally. I know there's one about crypto.

#fakequotes

Last updated 1 year ago

Victor “🌈” Wynne · @victor
1455 followers · 5586 posts · Server tooters.org

“I have the greatest moral compass of any president who has ever presided over the presidency. They say this is what people are saying. So many people. You’ve never seen so many people saying this. Way more people than O-ba-ma.”

Donald Trump, probably

#fakequotes

Last updated 1 year ago

Victor “🌈” Wynne · @victor
1377 followers · 4814 posts · Server tooters.org

“Oh what tangled webs are woven. At first we practice deceit…and…Charlotte may die but Wilbur lives on forever. So, mission accomplished hehe.”

George W. Bush

#fakequotes

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Victor “⭐️” Wynne · @victor
1284 followers · 4329 posts · Server tooters.org

“You’re not supposed to drink the poppers?”

George W. Bush

#fakequotes

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Victor “⭐️” Wynne · @victor
1284 followers · 4327 posts · Server tooters.org

“Dogecoin is a clear indication that many people have shit for brains. Like Elon.”

Barack Obama

#fakequotes

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Victor “⭐️” Wynne · @victor
1280 followers · 4173 posts · Server tooters.org

“Bluesky is bullshit and Jack knows it.”

Steve Jobs

#fakequotes

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PGExplaining · @PGExplaining
1021 followers · 156 posts · Server mastodon.art

She proudly presented her new book "A Thousand Mark Twain Quotes Invented for the Internet."

#falschezitate #fakequotes #marktwain #literature #literatur #bookstodon #pgexplaining

Last updated 2 years ago

Peter Wyrm · @PeterWyrm
-1 followers · 6522 posts · Server social.wxcafe.net

“You’ll never regret a swim.” Harold Holt

#fakequotes

Last updated 2 years ago

"I have a dream...
that one day...
climatescientists and politicians work hand in hand"

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#MartinLutherKing #fakequotes #ClimateJustice

Last updated 2 years ago

"Splash like tomato soup, stick like an activist"

- about

#MuhammadAli #juststopoil #fakequotes #ClimateJustice

Last updated 2 years ago