#farcical #Greens #housing #homelessness #auspol

https://thenewdaily.com.au/finance/2023/06/24/michael-pascoe-greens-housing-crisis/

Never ceases to amaze me how many of a given MP's consitutents just happen to contact them to endorse the view the MP wants to promulgate. They never seem to have constituents with the opposite view.

All the same the Electoral Boundaries Commission should look into why the demography of our constitutencies are always so narrow and uniform.

#farcical #ukpolitics

#NoItIsnltConfirmationBiasIt'sBollocks

HS2 may not run through to central London

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64421566

#UKRail #HS2 #WasteOfMoney #Farcical

The amount of time and money that has been pored into this scheme.

Costs are forever increasing; a lot of countryside and other areas destroyed forever; it still can't deliver.

#🎥

#TheAtlantic— For a #lavish and #expensive #epic about #1920s #Hollywood, Damien #Chazelle’s new #film, #Babylon, introduces itself about as #scatologically as possible. In its first sequence, a harried gofer named Manny Torres (played by Diego #Calva) tries to transport an elephant into the #Hollywood Hills for a big-shot #producer’s party, a #farcical #task that ends with the #elephant #pooping on the camera #lens—in a way, on the #viewers #themselves.

https://www.theatlantic.com

#ThrowbackThursday to the time when Melbourne's train system was run by a team of highly trained chimpanzees. You never knew what you were going to get, but at least the delays were always a surprise! #farcical #melbournetrain #commuterstruggles

#MetroTrains #ChatGPT

(Based on a thread with @capsaicin.)

It's time for a #farcical and #in-character #introduction, I think.

Hello. I am the Super Genius of Groove Mentalics Disambiguation Labs. Please call me GrooveMD.

Yes. It's time. I see it in your eyes. It's a matter of #trust. We have that together, you and I. And trust is just the first step.

This is how trust works, obviously. You feel that trust too. And trust leads to #confidence. But! Confidence leads to #over-confidence.

And that's where other so called "master geniuses" inevitably screw it all up. They get over-confident and the next thing you know, everything is 🎇 exploding in midair 🎇, and nobody is mutually and spine-achingly getting off to anything ever again, let alone wildly hallucinating about their experiences via #triggers, and #pattern associations.

Which is why you should never trust anybody.

People don't know or won't admit what they really want.

I do. Or will.

You understand this. Like me.

Which is why I trust you! And you trust me! Q.E.D., bitches!

Everyone is happy. Or will be, within performance margins. Mental Disambiguation is an #art and a #science and a #pleasure.

(I am equally adept at all three, of course.)(Plus, the tax write-offs are 🎇 amazing 🎇.)(NOTE TO SELF: check receipts on latest acquisitions.)

What could happen?

#Everything.

The possibilities are #limitless if I put your mind to it.

It's a match made in heaven, or its #secular #humanist equivalent, with available, #off-the-shelf technologies and a little creativity. Various #gems, cyclical #animations, and #light frequencies all have a documented role as well. (NOTE TO SELF: pack 110-to-220V power converters in overhead luggage next time.)

And #love. Naturally!

(Or implanted, if you prefer.)

You ask: how does GrooveMD do it all? You ask: What's my secret to achieving #Perfect #Mind #Control with any #trance #fetishist I select, guiding their #pronouns of choice lovingly and blankly to complete #psychic #surrender and unscaled heights of toe-clenching #arousal ? You ask, how can 🎇 all this 🎇 be for the taking at the mere pittance of naught but a stray glance plus shipping and handling? And how does it align with #karaoke and #bards?

In answer, I publish #experiments and #results here for all to see. It is for the betterment of all #society within effective maximum range! Or anyone who catches my eye! Especially our Secretary of Education; really especially #her.

I love open source and I #respect the members of the community I seek to subtly alter and control.

That's my secret. Love and consent. Heck, well even try trust if you think it'll help.

With love, that's the main thing. And exotic particle irradiation of the hypothalamus here ▶️ 🧠. Also, I cannot personally operate in the state of California, and that's all I'm going to say about that.

Wait, did I say "hypothalamus"? I meant "hippocampus". Hippo, not hypno. I mean of course #hypno, but. You know what I mean, don't confuse the two parts up.

🦛. Campus. ▶️ 🧠. (EDIT:corrected.)

Now let me let YOU in on my best SUCCESS secret yet!

It's Humility! Respect! Dedication! Adherence to method! Replicable, blank doe-eyes every 👏 single 🫰 time ⌚ or my money back, guaranteed! Yes, mine.

At GrooveMD Labs, we don't take it on Faith: we know! Science Just Works. Which is why I love science. Marvelous, soft, vacant-eyed, middle gazing, cheerfully obedient science. Drifting, floaty, happy science...

Wait, did I say porn? I meant "science".

Screw it up for science! It'll probably work on whoever you point it at anyway!

And this is why GrooveMD will prevail. The world of dreams and ecstasy awaits! Made possible by wasps. YOUR wasps. And a healthy work-life balance. And a harem of strategically placed remote laser fembots.

(Consult the world map on page 3 of your handbook for more on that. If you can remember to. Then, I mean. At orientation. Don't look now, it won't work.)

Bottom line:

I am asking you to bring about a better world for all of us. Yes, I want you! I believe in you. GrooveMD can't wait to have you. In my #camp! We can work together.

We can. We will. I know it.

Together, I will prevail.

-snap-

Why call myself a "#moderate #anarchist" rather than a #libertarian? Unfortunately, many of those people that call themselves "libertarians" are really blind to any #power that is not in the hands of an #elected #government. For them to continue calling themselves "libertarians" is ultimately #farcical. I reject the idea that the #richest #1percent or even 10percent should have a right to command more than 50% of all #financial #power. That leads to #plutocracy.

The blue verified badge on #Twitter is supposed to let people know that an account of public interest is authentic. Making this a subscription service with premium features takes away any trusted authenticity. #farcical