Roy Hodgson lays in a deep hot bath. He has a huge screen in his bathroom. He is watching a live feed from a secret camera hidden in Keegan's basement. He lets loose a long fart. There are more bubbles than there were England wins under Kevin. Roy knows this. He inhales deeply, grins, and says 'Stinky bubbles Kev. Stinky bubbles'.
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