Aaron :idic: · @aaron
670 followers · 1707 posts · Server synaptyx.com

I have a pet firm belief that your are just a parody of your actual voice.

🍑💨👨‍🎤

#farts

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J :vm: · @janerationx
265 followers · 977 posts · Server mas.to

These bean are extra.

#gasmask #farts

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Obi Łan Łąki Kenobi · @kmic
193 followers · 45253 posts · Server qoto.org

And this is quality shitposting amirite

#fyp #farts #fails

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Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1433 followers · 101955 posts · Server mstdn.social

calling their "License to be consequence-free assholes" "" () is just absolutely cruel to the point that if they want the right to be bigotted as protected, I think it's only acceptable for those they target to use the same baseball bat against them.
But I'm convinced and their bootlicking |s aka. will go apeshit if thheir entitled asses get denied service for being assholes.

#farts #karen #men #heterocisbinary #evangelical #white #sarcasm #RFRA #religiousfreedomrestorationact #christofacists

Last updated 1 year ago

· @professortom
176 followers · 5695 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
Doug is riding the mastodon! · @dougschuler
159 followers · 405 posts · Server hci.social

@aral Good call! And a simple substitution works fine. No need for sophisticated .

#farts

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onreact · @onreact
63 followers · 97 posts · Server mas.to

@aral Amazing!

Sign me up for the next big thing!

!

Futuristic Artificial Research !

#science #technology #farts

Last updated 1 year ago

Aral Balkan · @aral
38971 followers · 27234 posts · Server mastodon.ar.al

Whenever you see the words “ads”, “cryptocurrency”, “blockchain”, “web 3”, or “AI”, just replace them with “farts” and you’ll know whether you want them or not.

“Can the fediverse survive without farts?”

Yes, perfectly well.

“Will farts replace people?”

I hope not.

“The European Commission embraces farts.”

That’s unfortunate.

“This new startup wants to improve your life with farts.”

I’m good, thanks.

#siliconvalley #bigtech #farts #buzzword #bullshit #ads #adtech #blockchain #ai #web3

Last updated 1 year ago

Blank Frank · @blankfrank
71 followers · 312 posts · Server mstdn.social

K-farts

Along with the scenes of

* fist clenching
* eating
* catching someone as they fall
* eating
* getting shit-faced
* carrying people on your back
* eating
* getting your car rammed into from the side by a large truck &
* eating

I have learned this last year and a half that K-dramas regularly feature

* fart scenes

Fair enough.
Goes along with the eating, I suppose.





#kfarts #farting #farts #koreandrama #kdrama

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RowinSpeez · @RowinSpeez
33 followers · 858 posts · Server mas.to

Sometimes farts are benign food ghosts, but sometimes they are malevolent pooltergeists.

#farts #health #food

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E-Genes · @egenes
7 followers · 30 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place
boywife supreme · @tretijhole
7 followers · 209 posts · Server baraag.net
OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
935 followers · 6201 posts · Server lounge.town

FARTS!
FARTS!
FARTS!
🍑 💨

#farts #thursdaythoughts

Last updated 1 year ago

Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1248 followers · 81861 posts · Server mstdn.social

@stephie_hamburg Das ist so ziehmlich der größte den sich jemensch aus der Nase ziehen kann...

Wäre Trans-Sein und ein echtes dafür geeignet, die ganzen / würden drölfzig Fälle aus zitieren, wo dies binnen Jahren hätte passiert sein sollen.

Nur ist dies auf ähnlichem Absurditätslevel wie als würden Neonazis vorgeben jüdisch zu sein um unbemerkt Hassverbrechen zu begehen...

#Argentinien #farts #terfs #selbstbestimmungsgesetz #bullshit

Last updated 1 year ago

The Psychic Tides · @psychictides
587 followers · 2051 posts · Server jorts.horse

I enjoy shooting the breeze about H.R. 420.69 as much as anybody. And also whatever you post doesn’t matter because posting is not activism.

#farts

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The Psychic Tides · @psychictides
587 followers · 2051 posts · Server jorts.horse

I love shooting the breeze about H.R. 420.69 as much as anybody. And also whatever you post doesn’t matter because posting is not activism.

#farts

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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ · @poofbirb
170 followers · 2175 posts · Server kolektiva.social

it smells like farts in my ass

#ass #farts #thanks

Last updated 1 year ago

OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
909 followers · 5963 posts · Server lounge.town

@earnedarrogance
Do fart jokes work on the Masto...?
🍑 💨

#farts

Last updated 1 year ago

Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1152 followers · 76082 posts · Server mstdn.social

@queerde Das ist noch höflich ausgedrückt...

Was ich will ist nen harten - also unsarkastisch - welcher & als verbietet!

#hassideologie #farts #terfs #Linksrutsch

Last updated 1 year ago

Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1117 followers · 73132 posts · Server mstdn.social

@PinkNews that's because those & want to genocide people...

Suicides are what they want, not a sad by-product for them!

#Trans #farts #terfs

Last updated 1 year ago