Murakami's anal is smaller than Eugen Rochko's that all accounts on my servers had been banned in misskey.io ​:misskeyio:​ . #fediverseculture

Eugen Rochko's anal is so small that some accounts on my servers were banned on mastodon.social. #fediverseculture

@AerospaceCadet #fediverseculture をスポイルする愚かな選択ですね… :misskeyio: のアホ共は

misskey.io :misskeyio: moderators are so homophobic that they hate YJSNPI :yaju: and their company MisskeyHQ avoid foundation on Aug 10(that means ya-ju). #fediverseculture

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4(including updated servers) that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4(including updated servers) that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4(including updated servers) that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4(including updated servers) that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4 that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

"TOOT" was dead around late v3.5.x(newly created servers) or v4 that was so boring, but i can't expect "TWEET" is going to die right now. #fediverseculture ?

Once threads joins the fediverse, users whose single post is reposted more than hundred times also must broadcast their masturbations with AHEGAO. #fediverseculture

Once threads joins the fediverse, users whose single post is reposted more than hundred times also must broadcast their masturbations with AHEGAO. #fediverseculture

Once threads joins the fediverse, users whose single post is reposted more than hundred times also must broadcast their masturbations with AHEGAO. #fediverseculture

Fediverse lesson: Alt Text!

Alt text aka image descriptions are an important part of culture here on the Fediverse. Let me explain!

What are they: text based descriptions of images. These are important if someone is using a screen reader. It allows someone who may be visually impaired from still experiencing the content!

So. How do you write alt text? Simple. Describe the photo. Perhaps mention the subject. What is happening in the photo. What the context behind it. If there's some text you should definitely type out. Close your eyes and imagine how you would describe this image to someone!

Plus if someone's connection is a little slow or messy, they can get the gist of an image before it loads!

If you forget, you can always edit your post!

So whether you're sharing some of your cool art, a pretty photo you took, or a spicy meme. Don't forget the alt text! Folks will thank you! ^w^

#fediverse #howtos #fediverseculture #help

i think :misskeyio: ← this logo is like :winky: . #fediverseculture

Murakami's anal is so small that all accounts on my servers has been banned in misskey.io :misskeyio: . #fediverseculture

Eugen Rochko's anal is so small that some accounts on my servers were banned on mastodon.social. #fediverseculture

Seeing an interesting toot on Fedi

➡️ going to the profile of the person, reading, reading, reading - trying to figure out whether to follow or not...

... reading the profile
... jumping to some toots
... can't decide 🤷
... going back to the profile
... reading ...

Oh, what is this? "... more Harley Quinn than Lois Lane ..." ➡️ Follow!

#FediLore #FediCulture #FediverseCulture

Standard procedure on a weekend:
- wake up, cuddle with #LoveOfMyLife (too short), cuddle with Mimi aka #CatWoman, my teacup lioness, (not short enough), bathroom (including cuddle with #Batman, my teacup panther, - forever), make coffee!
- Check Fedi: "Oh, a follow request." - start checking out the profile - get completely lost in profile, toots, homepage, ...
... about an hour later: coffee is cold - "Oh, what was I doing again?" - Ah yes: approve follow request.

#FediLore #FediverseCulture

question - If we want to boost a post that doesn't have a CW but we think it should - is there a way to add a CW to a boost? #MastodonQuestions #Content #FediverseCulture