Abbadon · @abbadon
119 followers · 1409 posts · Server nerdculture.de

@NatalieDavis this match will never happen. And exclusive to “X”? No way.
must be waking up from an opium dream.

#felonmusk

Last updated 1 year ago

gareth jax 👻 · @garethjax
154 followers · 105 posts · Server mastodon.uno

theverge.com/2023/7/31/2381386 sempre più interessante come strategia quella di d'altra parte è un genio.

#felonmusk

Last updated 1 year ago

Doctor Historianess · @historianess
1152 followers · 3615 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

I keep thinking, if you pronounce x org with a soft x sound, it sounds almost like a zzz, which can only make me think of Jean-Baptiste Emanuel ZORG.

#twitter #felonmusk

Last updated 1 year ago

Jason Burnett · @jason_burnett
241 followers · 946 posts · Server masto.ai

@jgreen At first glance I thought you had tagged this , which I thought was exceedingly clever.

#felonmusk

Last updated 1 year ago

GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) · @GreenSkyOverMe
474 followers · 41277 posts · Server ohai.social

hehehe

#felonmusk

Last updated 1 year ago

Jester Sk00n of Pooland · @PawelK
150 followers · 29947 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!:

fired exactly everyone except for himself.

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Hugh Young · @hugh
51 followers · 524 posts · Server mastodon.nz

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike · @Rayven73
0 followers · 2 posts · Server mstdn.party

I have left Twitter now they turned off the 3rd party apps from using their API. I will not use the crappy Twitter app.

#felonmusk #twitter #3rdpartyapp

Last updated 2 years ago

Svetlana · @Svetlana56
57 followers · 50 posts · Server mastodon.lol

@elonmusk
@elonmusk@mastodon.holeyfox.co

I'm not saying Elon fucks underaged girls. I'm saying God knows if he's fucked underaged girls. There's a difference.

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Yohannon · @yohannon
62 followers · 439 posts · Server mastodon.lol

So apparently my (old and now locked) Twitter profile is now “malware”.
Wait until discovers there’s a legal definition for that term that posting a rival social media link doesn’t meet.
You know… like the definition for “antitrust”. 😜

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Cali 🐘 · @Cali
61 followers · 168 posts · Server ravenation.club

“Fragile narcissist buys criticism factory”

#Twitter #felonmusk #muskrat

Last updated 2 years ago

Yohannon · @yohannon
62 followers · 439 posts · Server mastodon.lol

@drskyskull I wrote a column for a Mac magazine in the late nineties and once got hate mail for a piece chiding people for equating Bill Gates with Hitler.
I wish that was a joke.
My regret is I can’t point out to each and every one of those pants wetting hyperbolic Apple fan boys personally.🤦🏻‍♂️

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Bryn 🜏☭ :heart_cyber: · @d1pl0mat
325 followers · 277 posts · Server mastodon.lol

It's gone. My account is deactivated and will be fully deleted in January.

It was a fine start, but the community I've ended up building here has been far more meaningful...and with far fewer fascists and chasers.

Thanks for giving me a new home, Mastodon. :trans_heart: :heart_pan: :heart_cyber:

#birdsite #twittermigration #twitterexodus #felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Cali 🐘 · @Cali
55 followers · 146 posts · Server ravenation.club

Felon Musk got booed off stage at a Dave Chapelle show last night. The Twitter user who posted a link to the video? Suspended. twitter.com/cleopat48937885/st

youtu.be/BdBga225HBk

#elon #felonmusk #elonisscrewed

Last updated 2 years ago

Yohannon · @yohannon
62 followers · 439 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Oh... you mean like the plot from "The Producers" when you promise everyone a success as a done deal and then walk off with the insane amount of cash that you some how never need to repay?

[walks off slowly whistling "Prisoners of Love" for no particular reason at all]

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Cali 🐘 · @Cali
51 followers · 126 posts · Server ravenation.club

Double standards.

#elon #felonmusk #magats

Last updated 2 years ago

TrevorN · @tcnicholls
42 followers · 60 posts · Server mastodon.nz

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Yohannon · @yohannon
41 followers · 201 posts · Server mastodon.lol

@jimstewartson
I prefer myself, but I also think Elmo can take the heat.
i.redd.it/zdli5b2p8c251.jpg

#felonmusk

Last updated 2 years ago

Anonymous · @YourAnonNews
4088 followers · 88 posts · Server nerdculture.de

We'll say it again, loudly and proudly. FREE SPEECH HAS OBVIOUSLY RETURNED TO TWITTER!

RT @micahflee@twitter.com

@elonmusk@twitter.com @DineshDSouza@twitter.com Hi Elon, will you stop censoring DDoSecrets and blocking links to ddosecrets dot com? I know it doesn't fit your false narrative about only right-wingers getting censored on Twitter but I hope you'll make an exception for a good cause theintercept.com/2022/11/22/el

🐦🔗: twitter.com/micahflee/status/1

#felonmusk #ddosecrets

Last updated 2 years ago