I made a new design for the holidays. I liked it! And it fully captures my feelings about how #festiveaf i am. Check it out on my #Threadless shop!
#spiritualitynotreligion #AtheismRocks #agnosticatheist #witchy #pagangay #queerwitches #queerPagan #wiccan #satanism #yuletide #festiveaf :party_parrot: ๐
#spiritualitynotreligion #AtheismRocks #agnosticatheist #witchy #pagangay #queerwitches #queerPagan #wiccan #satanism #yuletide #festiveaf
well, anyway, i did a thing:
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๐ ๐ต i saw mommy avenge #santa claus
brandishing her hunting knife last night.
she hunted down the creep,
rammed her blade into him deep.
she finally found justice
now he lies there "fast asleep".
i heard mommy cry out "santa claus!"
falling to her knees, her knife held tight.
oh, what a laugh it would have been
if this were her only sin
but mommy honored santa's wish last night. ๐ถ ๐๐
and i just lugged up the (fake) #ChristmasTree up from the basement. since i'm not putting it up tonight, i just stashed it in the living room right by the coffee table. so, #christmas decor is gonna hafta wait at least one more day.
i swear to god it looks like a fucking dead body just laying there in its zippered up storage bag, all lumpy and bloated in places, a limb having penetrated the fabric, attracting flies and with sticky clumped hair clinging to the bottom.
...what?
#christmastree #christmas #festiveaf
#christmas decor is happening. which, of course, means #pine needles everyfuckingwhere. i barely touched the damn thing... but, yes, yes, yes... holiday spirit, etc.
managed to visit four different orchards this season thus far. yes, thus far.
#newengland #autumn #applepicking #apples #fall #fallactivities #pumpkins #pumpkinpatch #festiveaf #everydayadventures #outdoors #outdoorphotography #naturephotography #natureโฆ https://instagr.am/p/Cj4SG7Dg-ed/
#newengland #autumn #applepicking #apples #fall #fallactivities #pumpkins #pumpkinpatch #festiveaf #everydayadventures #outdoors #outdoorphotography #naturephotography #nature