Tcippy.Design · @Tcippy
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I made a new design for the holidays. I liked it! And it fully captures my feelings about how i am. Check it out on my shop!

#festiveaf #threadless

Last updated 3 years ago

tgrunfit · @tgrunfit
24 followers · 128 posts · Server mastodon.world

Youโ€™ve heard of elf on a shelf โ€ฆ

#mikeonabike #festiveaf

Last updated 3 years ago

well, anyway, i did a thing:

๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽต i saw mommy avenge claus
brandishing her hunting knife last night.
she hunted down the creep,
rammed her blade into him deep.
she finally found justice
now he lies there "fast asleep".

i heard mommy cry out "santa claus!"
falling to her knees, her knife held tight.
oh, what a laugh it would have been
if this were her only sin
but mommy honored santa's wish last night. ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…

#santa #festiveaf #christmas

Last updated 3 years ago

and i just lugged up the (fake) up from the basement. since i'm not putting it up tonight, i just stashed it in the living room right by the coffee table. so, decor is gonna hafta wait at least one more day.

i swear to god it looks like a fucking dead body just laying there in its zippered up storage bag, all lumpy and bloated in places, a limb having penetrated the fabric, attracting flies and with sticky clumped hair clinging to the bottom.

...what?

#christmastree #christmas #festiveaf

Last updated 3 years ago

decor is happening. which, of course, means needles everyfuckingwhere. i barely touched the damn thing... but, yes, yes, yes... holiday spirit, etc.

#christmas #pine #festiveaf

Last updated 3 years ago

cobie · @cobie
7 followers · 132 posts · Server connectified.com