The three flipping feet of new snow on my porch in the last 24 hours must surely qualify as a #festivusmiracle

My shovel is underneath it, so I'm shoveling out with a serving platter.

#festivus #FestivusMiracles

Wishing everyone a Happy #Festivus today - for over 15 years my friends and I have gotten together every December 23rd to get our #FestivusPole out of the crawlspace and revel in the #FestivusMiracles of this made-up (but very real for us,) holiday. To those who celebrate, may your Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength be both eventful and productive, and your day free of distracting tinsel.