"Assuredly there was #MyspaceTom, for he is known as #FirstFriend by the generation that was sired by #LutherBlissett. We know of these two, and I will impart the further secret of a third master who walks among us as if unknown, but familiar as the face in the looking glass. For #JohnMastodon gives us but one sole commandment: join me."

- Hypostasis of the Archons