Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 30 posts · Server ohai.socialRest In Power
Mike Bieszck
May your piss jug forever be full and your Wendy's spicy chicken forever be crispy.
May your memory be a blessing.
#FirstShiftLife
#Wrestling
#DeathMatch
#firstshiftlife #wrestling #deathmatch
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 29 posts · Server ohai.socialThe US doesn't need universal health, we have @GoFundMe
#FirstShiftLife
#Facts
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 25 posts · Server ohai.socialHer: Could you survive a sexless relationship?
Me: Sure, if I was a Praying Mantis.
#firstshiftlife #lookingforlove #animals #facts
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 24 posts · Server ohai.socialHer: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Me: *screaming internally*
#firstshiftlife #lookingforlove #love
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 23 posts · Server ohai.socialHer: My most controversial opinion is . . .
Me: * Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.*
Her: That pineapple . . .
Me: *She said it*
#lookingforlove #firstshiftlife #dating
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 21 posts · Server ohai.socialThis stuff is pretty gross. I contemplated licking the bottom of my shoe to get the tates out of my mouth.
#Peeps #Pepsi #Easter #FirstShiftLife
#peeps #pepsi #easter #firstshiftlife
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 19 posts · Server ohai.social(-8 F) This is the weather Minnesotans MIGHT wear long pants.
#Winter #Cold #Minnesota #Snow #FirstShiftLife
#winter #cold #minnesota #snow #firstshiftlife
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 18 posts · Server ohai.social
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 16 posts · Server ohai.socialIt's a good rule of thumb not to make eye contact with the middle age person in the onesie standing in the corner.
#FirstShiftLife
#Work
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 15 posts · Server ohai.social
This driver has been staring at me for 10 minutes.
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 14 posts · Server ohai.socialMe: Sends Toast Masters agenda.
My e-mail inbox: *20 messages "I am out of the office . . ."
Me:
#FirstShiftLife
#Office
#Work
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 14 posts · Server ohai.socialWhen I watch pro wrestling, while on the toilet, I call it "Graps & Craps".
#FirstShiftLife
#Wrestling
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 14 posts · Server ohai.socialI spent the last bit of the show sitting on a speaker. I think my testicles have motion sickness.
#FirstShiftLife #Metal #Music
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 14 posts · Server ohai.socialI was shaving my head, I cut it, I applied aftershave to it, my life flashed before my eyes, mistakes were made.
#FirstShiftLife
#ShowerThoughts
#firstshiftlife #showerthoughts
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 9 posts · Server ohai.socialI woke up, stood up and my knees sang me "happy birthday". Now to go to work. Who's ready to #FightTheMoon tonight? #FirstShiftLife
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 8 posts · Server ohai.socialMy first day filling in at this location went well. I didn't shit myself.
*This is the bar I set.*
#FirstShiftLife
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 7 posts · Server ohai.socialIf you are going to drink and drive tonight, please call me, so I can avoid you on the road.
#PSA #NewYears
#FirstShiftLife
#psa #newyears #firstshiftlife
Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 6 posts · Server ohai.socialFor sure one of those songs that takes me back to a special time and a special place.
#FirstShiftLife #Music #NewYears
https://youtu.be/GsjhSm4YCfw
#firstshiftlife #music #newyears