Mandaris · @mandaris
22 followers · 312 posts · Server social.lol

The amount of places that I can write (craft, Ulysses, drafts, etc.) has actually caused me a little bit of decision paralysis. Also switching between them is kind of a pain as I like to add images and code.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Mark Allison :sa: · @mark
698 followers · 273 posts · Server allison.social

There is something very antisocial about lighting a bonfire on a hot evening in the UK. We generally don't have air-conditioning over here, so having open windows is a key part of keeping one's home cooler.

Someone lighting a bonfire on such an evening is forcing an awful lot of folks that live close by to either shut their windows and melt, or breathe in your noxious fumes.

This evening we've experienced it twice.

I know, but consideration for others costs nothing.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

RevPudDudley · @revpuddudley
0 followers · 87 posts · Server norcal.social

Someone was being precious yesterday and I discovered --
there no hashtag here [oh it appears I was wrong!]

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Karen · @karenshancock
552 followers · 965 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz

It's too hot to knit. The yarn is sticking to my hands.

#firstworldproblems #knitting

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Ellis · @dmje
100 followers · 400 posts · Server mastodon.variousbits.net

Our garden office is one of the raddest things ever but today I am slightly regretting having to sit in a black tin box

#firstworldproblems #summer #fuuuuu

Last updated 1 year ago

Board.Game.Breakdown · @boardgamebreakdown
508 followers · 2319 posts · Server mas.to

Anyone know of any handy online tools or simple checklists to keep a residential move in the USA nice and organized? Like tracking what utilities I've called to transfer.

The selling of our house has been a crazy ride and now it finally looks like it's moving forward which means closing day and moving day are fast approaching. I now feel like I'm behind in everything I need to get done and there just isn't room in my brain to keep track of everything.

#firstworldproblems #moving

Last updated 1 year ago

Jeff Forcier · @bitprophet
655 followers · 6914 posts · Server social.coop

Finally got a second band for my iWatch! ✨

Now I don't have to feel compelled to let it sit around drying when it gets all gross and sweaty after a workout or hot weather; I can just swap bands. What a concept!

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Princess Viola · @princessviola
102 followers · 1384 posts · Server retro.pizza

I open up the curtains to get more light in this damn room and it also gets hotter.

Yeah yeah I know but still goddamn I wish there was a solution to this.

Yes, I have the AC on - I live in Florida the AC is always on, it's set to a nice and comfy 77 degrees.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

pnpnerd · @pnpnerd
121 followers · 433 posts · Server rollenspiel.social

Ahhhh ich drehe durch! Seit 20 Minuten suche ich nach einer Tastatur für meinen Arbeitsplatz-PC. Ich brauche eine einfache, kabelgebundene mechanische Tastatur mit blauen MX Keys. Mehr nicht! Keine Gaming-Tastatur (wo allein wegen „Gaming“ 20€ draufgeschlagen werden), keine programmierbaren Tasten und DEFINITIV KEIN FUCKING RGB!!!!!
Wieso ist das so schwer zu finden?

#rant #ITBubble #firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Georg Lösel · @georgloesel
766 followers · 2645 posts · Server gruene.social
· @KaSaPo
1056 followers · 13661 posts · Server photog.social

You are hungry, you already have the potatoes cooked, you prepare your stuff for the sauce...and suddenly you realize you don't have onions which you NEED for the sauce. 😩

*walks off to the supermarket*

#cooking #food #firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

· @savaran
74 followers · 622 posts · Server hachyderm.io

To preface, I realize it’s a holiday and I fully support any business deciding to close for the day. Enjoy your days off! That’s wonderful.

Buuuut…. God I wish businesses would remember to post their hours/holiday hours in advance and keep things like Google Maps/Apple Maps up to date. Or put it on your website. Or *something*.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

D's lack of faith in humanity · @denniskoch
127 followers · 1486 posts · Server sfba.social

Chrome: "I'm just gonna go ahead and change where you see your downloads now after many years of them going into the same place at the bottom of the screen."

Me: *downloads a file* "Where the fuck is it again?" *throws a fit in my office*

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

forrest · @buru5
83 followers · 1480 posts · Server mstdn.games

when you think about it, these are very but somehow I think had a better emotional well-being after coming home to his hut with six dead deer for family and friends to have a good dinner and sleeps, maybe play some ol' game before bed.

Oog didn't have an @ after his name

and yes this hypothetical is based on time period i do not condone killing animals &

#firstworldproblems #oogthetribesman #hittreewithstick #disclaimermyvirtuesignaling #iamgoodathashtags

Last updated 1 year ago

mikko · @mikko
567 followers · 1562 posts · Server photog.social

Pukka-yrttiteet on kyllä hyviä, mutta tää 15 min haudutusaika on ihan murhaa!

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

RealGravitas · @CWilbur
518 followers · 4148 posts · Server sfba.social

I killed the Ninja. It was an accident.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Warren Currie 🦠🦐 · @DrPlanktonguy
437 followers · 761 posts · Server ecoevo.social

@Brad_Rosenheim Dustin always ends up under a bed.

#Roomba #firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

marctic · @marctic
109 followers · 509 posts · Server dice.camp

I think my latest least favorite phrase at work is "low hanging fruit". Damn y'all, get a ladder.

I didn't know it bothered me until I heard it 10 times a day.

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Parade du Grotesque 💀 · @ParadeGrotesque
1229 followers · 33683 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

For your viewing pleasure:

"A pigeon is still faster than the Internet"

jeffgeerling.com/blog/2023/pig

Pigeon vs Gigabit Fiber Internet. Pigeon WINS! 🐦

#firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Skoop (Stefan Koopmanschap) · @Skoop
1207 followers · 2171 posts · Server phpc.social

Today was: hiking, purchasing vegan cheese, more hiking, lunch, more hiking, playing games, reading, eating vegan burgers. I'm wondering if I should watch some The Wire tonight, play Baldurs Gate 3, or get out my Polyend Tracker and make some music

#vacation #Dilemma #firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago