@aby the canonical days of the Mastodon week are:

1. #MulletMonday where you post edits of mullets (the fish) with mullets (the haircut). Photos of people with fish on their head also acceptable.

2. #ThiccTuesday where you only post photos shot in landscape.

3. #WhisperWednesday is where you read all the posts as if you're shooting an ASMR video

4. #Thorsday you post photos of Chris Hemsworth eating a sandwich. Nobody can remember the origin of this.

5. #FlatFuckFridays Only the flattest will survive

6. #Slaturday is where you post photos of bed frames and benches and other slat-based furniture and structures

The Mastodon week only has 6 days because Germany uses metric.

@theropologist
#ThickTrunkTuesday was one of my favorite things from the bird app. Also #MushroomMonday and #FlatFuckFridays (pictures of crocodiles)...