SLCW𼠷 @slcw
393 followers · 4392 posts · Server newsie.social
Rudy Colludy's defense consists entirely of highly-improbable "hail Marys". I suppose that's what having no money to pay for lawyers gets you.
#TrumpIndictment #FultonCounty #RudyColludy #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping #flatulence #drunkenRudy
#trumpindictment #fultoncounty #rudycolludy #fourseasonstotallandscaping #flatulence #drunkenrudy
ScienceActually · @scienceactually
93 followers · 270 posts · Server sfba.social
Sand tiger sharks (Carcharias taurus) are the only species of shark that farts. They gulp air at the surface, hold it in their stomachs and âfartâ it out gradually until their desired depth is achieved. This retention of air allows the shark to hover almost motionless at a depth of its choosing.
#science #sciencefacts #sandtigers #sandtigershark #gas #fart #flatulence
#science #sciencefacts #sandtigers #sandtigershark #gas #fart #flatulence
ScienceActually · @scienceactually
77 followers · 243 posts · Server sfba.social
While sloths eat a lot of plants, they avoid releasing gas through the quirk of their very slow digestion.
#science #sciencefacts #sloths #gas #fart #flatulence
Queer Lit Cats · @QLC
308 followers · 11462 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caJezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Wait, a 'Fart Opera' Was Cut From Barbie? https://jezebel.com/wait-a-fart-opera-was-cut-from-barbie-1850686431 #Jezebel #entertainmentculture #timothychalamet #digestivesystem #flatulencehumor #saoirseronan #margotrobbie #gretagerwig #oppenheimer #helenmirren #ryangosling #littlewomen #flatulence #barbieland #mariecurie #nickyhouy #issarae #barbie #mattel #films #fart #joke #bird #ken
#jezebel #entertainmentculture #timothychalamet #digestivesystem #flatulencehumor #saoirseronan #margotrobbie #gretagerwig #Oppenheimer #helenmirren #ryangosling #littlewomen #flatulence #barbieland #mariecurie #nickyhouy #issarae #barbie #mattel #films #fart #joke #bird #ken
Kevin · @kevin
274 followers · 895 posts · Server dice.campThe party decided to name the transport ship they were on the "Broken Wind". Never change, people, never change.
#ttrpg #mothership #mothershiprpg #flatulence #thinkyourefunnyhunh
#ttrpg #mothership #mothershiprpg #flatulence #thinkyourefunnyhunh
The Modesto Kid · @themodestokid
187 followers · 593 posts · Server zirk.usMyshkin refers to #Rome as "the sect of #flagellants"; I, listening to the #audiobook, believe he is speaking of the sect of #flatulence. By their odor shall ye know them!
#rome #flagellants #Audiobook #flatulence
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
199 followers · 4799 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caKotaku: This Whole Plane Started Playing IRL Battleship To Figure Out Who Farted https://kotaku.com/airplane-battleship-board-game-viral-tiktok-fart-1850034616 #gaming #tech #kotaku #medicalspecialties #clinicalmedicine #digestivesystem #miltonbradley #battleship #flatulence #devinhance #flatulist #medicine #tiktok #iphone #kotaku #sorry #fart
#Gaming #Tech #kotaku #medicalspecialties #clinicalmedicine #digestivesystem #miltonbradley #battleship #flatulence #devinhance #flatulist #medicine #tiktok #iPhone #sorry #fart
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
0 followers · 50 posts · Server masthead.social#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#healthyfood #flatulence #bowelgas #callofnature #lifestyle #healthyliving #BLOATING #fecal #relief #health #diet #food #constipation #constipated #poop #foods
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
1 followers · 50 posts · Server mindly.social
#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#foods #poop #constipated #constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #Lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
2 followers · 54 posts · Server masto.ai#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#foods #poop #constipated #constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #healthyfood
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
1 followers · 200 posts · Server ohai.social#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#foods #poop #constipated #constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #healthyfood
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
2 followers · 12 posts · Server ioc.exchange#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#foods #poop #constipated #constipation #food #diet #health #Relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #Lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #healthyfood
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
7 followers · 162 posts · Server mas.to#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#healthyfood #flatulence #bowelgas #callofnature #lifestyle #healthyliving #bloating #fecal #relief #health #diet #food #constipation #constipated #poop #foods
Hitech Guru · @hitechguru
3 followers · 242 posts · Server mstdn.social#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#healthyfood #flatulence #bowelgas #callofnature #lifestyle #healthyliving #bloating #fecal #relief #Health #diet #Food #constipation #constipated #poop #foods
· @hitechguru
0 followers · 105 posts · Server mastodon.cloud#Foods That Will Help You #Poop When Youâre #Constipated https://ca.style.yahoo.com/prunes-aren-t-only-food-213200428.html âŚ? #Constipation #food #diet #health #relief #fecal #bloating #healthyliving #lifestyle #callofnature #bowelgas #flatulence #HealthyFood
#diet #bloating #healthyfood #health #flatulence #foods #poop #constipated #constipation #fecal #callofnature #food #relief #healthyliving #lifestyle #bowelgas
Prof Stephen Serjeant · @stephenserjeant
753 followers · 536 posts · Server mas.to
Twitter now has a âFor Youâ tab, and this is the first thing it showed me
RT @JimFraeErskine@twitter.com
"I Played #Christmas #Songs With Your #Farts."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YSNYA7uVs&ab_channel=66Samus
#ChristmasSongs #ChristmasMusic #Music #Fart #Farting #FartSounds #Flatulence #FartingtonFartyMcFartFartPants
#fartingtonfartymcfartfartpants #flatulence #fartsounds #farting #fart #music #christmasmusic #christmassongs #farts #songs #christmas
Jim Donegan â · @jimdonegan
1269 followers · 2898 posts · Server mastodon.scot"I Played #Christmas #Songs With Your #Farts."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YSNYA7uVs&ab_channel=66Samus
#ChristmasSongs #ChristmasMusic #Music #Fart #Farting #FartSounds #Flatulence #FartingtonFartyMcFartFartPants
#fartingtonfartymcfartfartpants #flatulence #fartsounds #farting #fart #music #christmasmusic #christmassongs #farts #songs #christmas
Edwinđ¸đ · @edwin
13 followers · 247 posts · Server nerdculture.de#flatulence putting one person only notices on elevators during covid spoilt a lot of peopleâs fun. Sales of baked beans, Brussels sprouts and onions went down too đ¨đ¤˘đ¤Ł
ratfactor · @ratfactor
185 followers · 103 posts · Server mastodon.art
One feature I really appreciate on Mastodon is the ability to mark sensitive material. I feel like I can probably post this here without losing any followers because nobody will see this weird thing unless they want to. 'Cause weird art (well, and weirdness in general) is part of what makes me get out of bed in the morning.
Content Warning: Clown nudity!
#TraditionalArt #Clown #Watercolor #Flatulence #TearsOfAClown #GasPowered #MastoArt
#MastoArt #gaspowered #tearsofaclown #flatulence #watercolor #clown #TraditionalArt
Diane · @Dianesworld
8 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.orgSo @essbeebee has some deep thoughts about the #mastodonapp. Like #toots and #retoots and followers being called #smellers. Boys just live for fart references donât they? What is sooo dang funny about #flatulence ? Anyways, he is a #hoot as well as a #tooter
#mastodonapp #toots #retoots #smellers #flatulence #hoot #tooter