Every morning people #greet me when they stop for #coffee. Invariably they use these words "how are you, mate".
I rarely answer "well thanks" since #occasionally I'm not.
This morning my #response was "if I was any better I'd need to be taken out to the back #paddock, tied to a fence and #flogged with a stick".
I have also used "doesn't matter. Who'd listen to my complaints".
I'd like to develop a range of other responses under the hashtag #Greetings. Please enjoy. And follow the hashtag. And please boost so all 9,000,000 of us can put out ideas in.
#greet #coffee #occasionally #response #paddock #flogged #greetings
RT @Reporterlyaf
Local sources in #Badakhshan reported that Taliban #flogged 30 people, including 15 #women on charge of moral corruption in sports stadium of this province this morning.
#Taliban gave each of these people 40 lashes.
#badakhshan #flogged #women #taliban
The result of one of my favorite #birthday #scenes ever. #flogged #caned #shambokked When the blood started there was an #alcohol spray. I was in a blissful #subspace throughout. It reminds me how much I crave being #beaten and #tortured. #bdsm #masochist #submissive #impactplay
#birthday #scenes #flogged #caned #shambokked #alcohol #subspace #beaten #tortured #bdsm #masochist #submissive #impactplay
Entering a few allowed hashtags. #bondage #footfetish #rope #gag #gagged #feet #bdsm #bastinado #spanking #humiliation #barefoot #fetish #domination #submission #submissive #clip #clips4sale #manyvids #orgasm #slave #training #master #mistress #handcuffs #metal #gag #gags #gagged #ballgag #worship #gagging #damsel #distress #damselindistress #tickling #corporalpunishment #cane #whip #flogger #flogged #flogging #restraints #pussy #slapping #blowjobs #BDSM #torture
#torture #blowjobs #slapping #pussy #restraints #flogging #flogged #flogger #whip #cane #corporalpunishment #tickling #damselindistress #distress #damsel #gagging #worship #ballgag #gags #metal #handcuffs #mistress #master #training #slave #orgasm #manyvids #clips4sale #clip #submissive #submission #domination #fetish #barefoot #humiliation #spanking #bastinado #bdsm #feet #gagged #gag #rope #footfetish #bondage