Today's #FloridaWoman story.

>‘There’s nothing normal about this’: Florida aunt jumps into water naked while holding 3-year-old nephew to dodge arrest, is arrested anyway https://lawandcrime.com/caught-on-video/theres-nothing-normal-about-this-florida-aunt-jumps-into-water-naked-while-holding-3-year-old-nephew-to-dodge-arrest-is-arrested-anyway/

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

Florida woman allegedly uses ‘maximum strength’ bear spray on her sister and a 1-year-old boy to end an argument about parking space https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-allegedly-uses-maximum-strength-bear-spray-on-her-sister-and-a-1-year-old-boy-to-end-an-argument-about-parking-space/

#Floriduh

@ChickenPwny #FloridaWoman I guess...?

Today's #FloridaWoman story. FFS. (Yes, she is doing it for fun, it is not due to necessity or such. Jeebus.)

>Woman swimming through hurricane Idalia-flooded Florida street caught on video https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/woman-swims-through-idalia-flooded-florida-caught-on-video/

#Floriduh

Today's #FloridaWoman story. 🚽

Florida brawl erupts at chicken wing restaurant after women intentionally clog toilet: cops https://nypost.com/2023/08/22/brawl-at-chicken-wing-restaurant-triggered-after-5-women-clogged-toilet-police/

#Floriduh

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: No, soda pop of any brand will NOT erase DNA evidence. Leaving your cell phone at the scene of a crime is not helpful either.

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime

Woman allegedly beat and stabbed elderly roommate to death, then poured Diet Mountain Dew ‘all over her body and hair’ to try and prevent police from getting DNA sample https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-allegedly-beat-and-stabbed-elderly-roommate-to-death-then-poured-diet-mountain-dew-all-over-her-body-and-hair-to-try-and-prevent-police-from-getting-dna-sample/

Meanwhile, down in #Floriduh. The other woman DID have a gun, so the one got lucky. #FloridaWoman #crime

‘What are you going to do, shoot me?’: Florida women brawling over vapes ends with one biting the other’s ear off https://lawandcrime.com/crime/what-are-you-going-to-do-shoot-me-florida-women-brawling-over-vapes-ends-with-one-biting-the-others-ear-off/

Once again, it's the season of the stupid and careless. #PSA: DO NOT LEAVE CHILDREN,PETS, OTHER LIVING BEINGS UNATTENDED IN A HOT VEHICLE.

Babysitter arrested in death of 10-month-old girl left for 5 hours in car that reached 133 degrees: Deputies https://lawandcrime.com/crime/babysitter-arrested-in-death-of-10-month-old-girl-left-for-5-hours-in-car-that-reached-133-degrees-deputies/

#stupid #crime #Floriduh #FloridaWoman

Today's #FloridaWoman story.
#KarensGoneWild (yes, Karens can be Black too).
#Floriduh

Florida woman throws tantrum, trashes Family Dollar store when employee refused return without receipt: Surveillance video https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-throws-tantrum-trashes-family-dollar-store-when-employee-refused-return-without-receipt-surveillance-video/

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you go shoplifting, do not take your kids with you, and FFS don't leave them in a hot car.

Another Florida Horror Story: 2 Kids Trapped in a Flame-Engulfed Car https://www.theroot.com/another-florida-horror-story-2-kids-trapped-in-a-flame-1850506334

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Florida mom charged after 11-month-old baby girl dies in hot car while she officiated 3-hour church service https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-mom-charged-after-11-month-old-baby-girl-dies-in-hot-car-while-she-officiated-3-hour-church-service/

#PSA this time of year: DON'T leave unattended children or pets in hot cars while you do WTF errand it is you want to do.

#FloridaWoman #stupid

Today's #FloridaWoman story, #MemorialDay edition.

Drunk woman speeds down beach, nearly hits several families, ends up in the water: Deputies https://lawandcrime.com/crime/drunk-woman-speeds-down-beach-nearly-hits-several-families-ends-up-in-the-water-deputies/

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

Middle school teacher let students fight, pulled them out of other classes to brawl: Deputies https://lawandcrime.com/crime/middle-school-teacher-let-students-fight-pulled-them-out-of-other-classes-to-brawl-deputies/

#TipsFromMasterCriminals:

1. We don't talk about middle school fight club.
2. We don't record the fights on video.

“I am a very smart lady, well educated.”
You’re a fucking idiot is what you are.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxj8dy/principal-sends-dollar100000-of-school-funds-to-fake-elon-musk-claims-she-was-groomed #pullthewooloveryourowneyes #elonmusk #janmcgee #floridawoman

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

Principal at Florida science and tech charter school resigns after sending $100K to scammer posing as Elon Musk https://lawandcrime.com/crime/principal-at-florida-science-and-tech-charter-school-resigns-after-sending-100k-to-scammer-posing-as-elon-musk/

Today's #FloridaWoman story. Article does not specify what food item she wanted.

Florida woman pulls gun on McDonald’s worker over meal not on menu: Police https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-pulls-gun-on-mcdonalds-worker-over-meal-not-on-menu-police/

#Floriduh

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

Florida woman armed with avocado hit with felony charge for attack on elderly boyfriend https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-armed-with-avocado-hit-with-felony-charge-for-attack-on-elderly-boyfriend/

#Floriduh

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

FTA: "The detective said, 'the most probable cause of the fire is the intentional application of a portable heat source to readily available combustible materials (clothing and books) in the closet.'”

Gee, no shit Sherlock.

‘Pissed the f**k off’: Florida woman says she lit house on fire after fight with roommates, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/pissed-the-fk-off-florida-woman-says-she-lit-house-on-fire-after-fight-with-roommates-deputies-say/

#Floriduh

@disavowmrman
Maybe she's born with it.
#floridawoman

Today's #FloridaWoman story, but read on, there is more.

Florida woman and 19-year-old arrested after alleged love triangle falls apart, leaving 15-year-old boy shot in fit of jealous rage https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-and-19-year-old-arrested-after-alleged-love-triangle-falls-apart-leaving-15-year-old-boy-shot-in-fit-of-jealous-rage/