Interozitor Tech Support · @supersonic_nope
161 followers · 123 posts · Server nerdculture.deWerde ich Pastafari?🤔
(Und andere lebensverändernde Dinge die man sich um 5 Uhr Morgens während der Apokalypse fragt.)
#Pastafari #FSM #flyingspaghettimonster
#Pastafari #fsm #flyingspaghettimonster
Egghat · @Egghat
1476 followers · 3226 posts · Server ruhr.social
Antarktis | 20 Arme: Forscher entdecken kuriose Unterwasserkreatur https://www.t-online.de/leben/aktuelles/id_100224036/antarktis-20-arme-forscher-entdecken-kuriose-unterwasserkreatur.html
Das #FlyingSpaghettiMonster ist ein #DivingSpeghettifMonster …
#flyingspaghettimonster #divingspeghettifmonster
Dude Canáraà · @Canarin
33 followers · 367 posts · Server mastodon.ie
"Feed a man pasta and you have fed him for a day, teach a man to cook pasta and you will amaze his wife" - ProvHerbs 3:9
Boud · @boud
391 followers · 2231 posts · Server framapiaf.orgSeems like #Ukraine chose realpolitik: it voted in *favour* of the anti- #Blasphemy resolution [0] . UA already has military and financial support from the West; it's hoping to get support from the global South.
Blasphemy laws only disappeared from several Western countries in the 2000s and 2010s [1]. His Noodliness the #FlyingSpaghettiMonster must not be blasphemed [2]!
R'amen.
[0] https://web.archive.org/web/20230725193702/https://daccess-ods.un.org/tmp/7866116.16611481.html
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasphemy_law#Repealings_by_jurisdiction
#flyingspaghettimonster #blasphemy #ukraine
GOwin · @gowin
211 followers · 2430 posts · Server social.tchncs.deRT https://mastodon.social/@cazmockett/110718487762308395
Honestly, the first thing that came to mind was the #FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Morris Wayts · @morriswayts
51 followers · 253 posts · Server writing.exchange
Thank the #flyingspaghettimonster it's #friday and thus the #weekend is ahead of us. But I see you are lamenting your lack of a #scifi #shortstory to #read ? You want it to be #free and with the #option to #tip the #author or discuss the #story here with him?
I got you covered, fam, no worries!
Check this out, and as always, #interaction makes you a #vip :
https://ko-fi.com/post/My-ship-my-rules--Edited-version-S6S4H74NP
#vip #interaction #story #author #tip #option #free #read #shortstory #scifi #weekend #friday #flyingspaghettimonster
Martin A. Brooks :verified_r: · @mart_brooks
110 followers · 1418 posts · Server mastod.noIt seems I just invented the term "anti-spaghettic".
I have clearly been inspired by His Noodly Appendage. Ramen!
JimTheWhyGuy · @jimthewhyguy
108 followers · 864 posts · Server techfieldday.net@mckra1g As a confirmed #Pastafarian, all I can say is that if the #FlyingSpaghettiMonster had wanted us to build a temple to them for worship, this is what it would look like: Ornate, yet peaceful, and in tune with the seasons.
#pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster
miriam heddy · @miri_iron
159 followers · 589 posts · Server mas.to
Corbin · @corbin
17 followers · 367 posts · Server defcon.socialI heard about that postal worker who wants to not work on Sundays. Dear #Pastafarian friends, the #FlyingSpaghettiMonster would not want you to work on Fridays. If the court says that we have a religious right to not work on holy days, then consider the reasoning in this old article and ask for Fridays off: https://web.archive.org/web/20190401115130/https://lawandreligion.com/sites/law-religion/files/Dowdy.pdf
#pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
507 followers · 2860 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Me, a Pastafarian... Please, tell me more about your lord and saviour Cheesus?
Does he know the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would cheesus to cover my sins in lovely raclette?
#imnotreligiousbut #pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster
Podcasts and Vodcasts · @podcastbot
1 followers · 374 posts · Server botsin.space
Skeptoid #45: The Importance of Teaching Critical Thinking by Brian Dunning #plato #socrates #pastafarianism #flyingspaghettimonster #SkeptoidPodcast #podcast #bot Teaching critical thinking to students needs to be much more than simply asking the Socratic questions.
https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4045
#plato #socrates #pastafarianism #flyingspaghettimonster #skeptoidpodcast #podcast #bot
Dude Canáraà · @Canarin
28 followers · 247 posts · Server mastodon.ie
RAMENdan is upon us now. According to His gospel delivered to us, it is analogous with the Islamic period of fasting, Ramadan, but rather than pray and fast , as it goes against our flimsy moral standards, we spend a few days of the month eating nothing but ramen. This is to teach us to be grateful for our accomplishments and if we have none yet, we should be happy to be pastafarians.
#ramendan #pastafarian #fsm #flyingspaghettimonster
Northbaybanter · @northbaybanter
64 followers · 1182 posts · Server sfba.socialFun Fact -
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has two balls
#funfact #randomthoughts #flyingspaghettimonster
Dude Canáraà · @Canarin
27 followers · 243 posts · Server mastodon.ie
@AmishSuperModel
The Flying Spaghetti Monster says, through the Loose Canon;
"If you can't say anything nice, fill up your mouth with pasta. Yum!"
-ProvHerbs 3:22
#flyingspaghettimonster #fsm #pastafarian
Dude Canáraà · @Canarin
27 followers · 231 posts · Server mastodon.ie
Upstart Crow · @UpstartCrow
902 followers · 1894 posts · Server universeodon.com
Sascha · @sam4000
12 followers · 244 posts · Server troet.cafe
Mein Gott / This is my God
#pastafari #flyingspaghettimonster
#BlueWillow #StableDiffusion #AIArt #AIGenerated #AI #GenerativeAI #GenerativeArt #aiartcommunity #FantasyArt #Fantasy #Mastoart #mastodonart #pixelfed #pixelfedart
#pixelfedart #pixelfed #mastodonart #mastoart #fantasy #fantasyart #AiArtCommunity #generativeart #generativeai #ai #AiGenerated #aiart #stablediffusion #bluewillow #flyingspaghettimonster #pastafari
Mastokarl · @Mastokarl
141 followers · 1176 posts · Server mastodon.social
Oops they did it again! #flyingspaghettimonster #crucified
#stablediffusion #aiart
Sorry couldn't get this out of my mind. Now all christians and all pastafari are angry at me.
#flyingspaghettimonster #crucified #stablediffusion #aiart
Dude Canáraà · @Canarin
23 followers · 189 posts · Server mastodon.ie
Happy Tiw's day Pastafarians!
It's the day of Tiw or Týr, the Norse god of single combat.
Of course the mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster has the meatballs to have a peaceful stance in single combat as advised in the Loose Canon;
"Remember thee that the penne is mightier than the sword, but any pasta shape is better than an object designed to maime and kill."
- ProvHerbs 5:8
#pastafarian #FlyingSpaghettiMonster
#pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster