Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
176 followers · 2838 posts · Server tweesecake.social

Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): A friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It stops the cravings for carrots all day.

punsandoneliners.com/randomnes

#foodjokes #jokes #humour #Food

Last updated 1 year ago

GastroHistory · @gastrohistory
9 followers · 74 posts · Server mastodon.world

Food humour. (Attributed to a post from beensleepingonstones on Tumblr in 2014.)

#puns #foodjokes #dadhumour

Last updated 1 year ago

DerMarkus · @Kraeuselhirn
81 followers · 862 posts · Server nrw.social

@chku Wobei man die Dinger auch nicht überschätzen darf..:
ChatGPT:
Write a witty and intelligent Twitter Tweet :
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! "
"Schreib einen lustigen Twitter Tweet auf deutsch "Warum wurde die Tomate rot? Weil sie die Salatsauce gesehen hat! " "

#foodjokes #saladhumor #witzig #salat

Last updated 2 years ago

Marky Mark · @Amon_Rudh
108 followers · 544 posts · Server mastodon.nz

When two vegans are arguing, do they have beef?

#jokes #foodjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

Trish · @nite_nite
5 followers · 2 posts · Server mastodon.art

I sketched and painted this tough guy going bananas in watercolors on a greeting card I sent, but I liked it so much... it's now for sale as a t-shirt among other things 🍌
redbubble.com/shop/ap/13175838

#bananas #foodjokes #funnyart

Last updated 2 years ago

Trish · @nite_nite
14 followers · 13 posts · Server mastodon.art

I sketched and painted this tough guy going bananas in watercolors on a greeting card I sent, but I liked it so much... it's now for sale as a t-shirt among other things 🍌
redbubble.com/shop/ap/13175838

#bananas #foodjokes #funnyart

Last updated 2 years ago