Well *that's* fucking terrifying.
#FormerGuy

https://mastodon.social/@axios/110927738029258504

The main difference between the two leading *unindicted* candidates for #GOP presidential candidate is that when #ChrisChristie fiercely criticizes #DonaldTheDeplorable he is ‘spitting bullets’ 🤯, whereas when #RonDeSantis mildly chastises the #FormerGuy he is ‘sweating bullets’! 💦 😂 https://www.politico.com/video/2023/07/18/desantis-says-trump-didnt-do-anything-to-stop-jan-6-1000372

#POTUS #JoeBiden cracks a joke about the #FormerGuy without mentioning his name; “I turned all my notes in!” (Referring to after a meeting with Chinese leader Xi Jingping when they were both Vice-Presidents.) 👉 https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/32849416

Everyone in the room laughed. 😂 Everyone.

#LockHimUp #TrumpToast 🤡

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

#FormerGuy #LockHimUp
https://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.com/2023/06/14/florida_man_data/

Lock him up! Lock him up!
#USPol #USNews #FormerGuy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-65852074

Happy Covfefe day to those who celebrate
#USNews #USPol #FormerGuy

Ooooohhhhhhh inject this into my veins.
#Trump #FormerGuy #USNews

BBC news desperately filling in NYC.
They've brought out Google Earth flying Trumps route to the court...

#FormerGuy #Trump #USNews

Classic "innocent man" behaviour

#FormerGuy #Trump #USNews
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-65167017

It's not even 6am in NYC and Sky News already has a live stream of The Former Guy's gaudy as shit front door.
#ArrestmasDay #Trump #FormerGuy
https://www.youtube.com/live/7fZc0DXXgOM?feature=share

#PepsiTrump tries blond ex-President tactics in U.K. Hope UK Parliament Standards Select Committee has more integrity than USA Senate when dealing with #FormerGuy impeachment

Boris Johnson: lockdown parties inquiry is ‘unlawful and biased’ - The Times and The Sunday Times https://apple.news/Aqf09u4pSQSWHsl7frXEMTw

Thinking about the #TangerinePalpatine being let back on #Facebook I kind of expect it's going to be different this time around. Leading up to the 2016 election, the #FormerGuy had been on since forever, ginning up more and more hate and division like slowly turning up the heat on a pot of water.

But we've had two years free now, though. It's cooled off (some). Assuming he can't control himself (I know that's hard to imagine), it's going to be a shock to many. I hope there's a #FacebookExodus once people get a few of his screeds on their feeds.

Illustration ©️ Jesse Duquette

#FormerGuy 🤡 sitting at head of table with his happy meal. His guests are Kanye Ye West, a burning cross, Putin, a Coronavirus cell, a hanger, a pile of shit & a KlansMember.

#BirdsOfAFeather ► #AntiSemites #Bigots #Racists #Dictators #Oligarchs #AntiVaxxers #Misogynists #StinkingMOFOs #WhiteSupremacists

@IntlLawGnome Corrupt Judge #AileenCannon should be dismissed, too! She’s a puppet of the #FormerGuy (her own #SpecialMaster ) and an embarrassment to the judiciary.

@TeaPain

That time when the #FormerGuy 🤡 barked at a WH reporter who asked him whether he'd called President-elect Joe Biden to concede after losing the 2020 election.

"Don't talk to me that way. You're just a lightweight. Don't talk to me that — I'm the president of the United States. Don't ever talk to the president that way. I'm going to go with another question" ~ #BiggestLoserEver

@TeaPain TBH I'd be 100% okay 🥳 with the FAST demise of the #FormerGuy 🤡

Kellyanne Conway met with the #January6th House Committee for 5 hours yesterday - and the #FormerGuy didn’t know in advance. 🍿

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kellyanne-conway-jan-6-house-panel_n_63857a0ce4b082d8e6d41320

If you wouldn’t be seen on #TruthSocial, why would you be on a #Twitter that allows back in the #FormerGuy? https://blog.mozilla.org/en/internet-culture/how-to-delete-twitter/

@The_tony
As I said, very on brand for the #FormerGuy. Charging people for software he picked up for free.

Scammers gotta scam. Grifters gotta grift.

@The_tony Isn't "#TruthSocial" just another Mastodon Instance? Seems very unlikely that #Drumpf & his minions built it from scratch.

OTOH, grabbing some open source software & rebadging it as a proprietary product seems very on brand for the #FormerGuy.