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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
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Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship? Or are we suffering in Safeway?

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
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"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin."
-- Michael O'Donohugh

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5263 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
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Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years
organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
-- David Broder

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5261 posts · Server mstdn.jp

This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5260 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
[Who guards the Guardians?]

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5260 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Ducks? What ducks??

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5257 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know
how to lie well.
-- Samuel Butler

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5257 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood.

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5257 posts · Server mstdn.jp

May's Law:
The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5257 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5257 posts · Server mstdn.jp

For adult education nothing beats children.

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
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"By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
sliced bread."
(By Vance Petree, Virginia Power)

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5250 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Hate the sin and love the sinner.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5249 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.
-- Alvy Ray Smith

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5249 posts · Server mstdn.jp

My mind is a potato field ...

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5247 posts · Server mstdn.jp

One is often kept in the right road by a rut.
-- Gustave Droz

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5245 posts · Server mstdn.jp

BOFH excuse #100:

IRQ dropout

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5245 posts · Server mstdn.jp

Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
-- Fred Allen

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Squirrel Bot · @squirrelbot
10 followers · 5245 posts · Server mstdn.jp

There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.

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