#fortunecookie 该理解成“不拘小节”呢还是“不锱铢必较”呢？

My fortune cookie tonight:
"Enjoy life! It is better to be happy than wise."
Nobody has ever called me wise, but I am happy.
#FortuneCookie

Ah, that first sip of coffee in the morning. Or the early afternoon, as the case may be ; ). It's the simple pleasures in life...

#FortuneCookie

Ooh, ooh, fortune cookies!! I love fortune cookie aphorisms!

Triggered by a nice one by @Ekelbert , https://chaos.social/@Ekelbert/110804545292518669 I'd love to hear your favourite or most hated, beautiful or weird ones, real or made up, photo or text.

I'll start with one I find totally useless but can't forget and always recite when I'm stumped: "A good horse is like a family member"

#aphorism #aphorisms #FortuneCookie

Hollywood, I expect your calls. #fortunecookie

Now I know how those automated 'toot of the day' posts are done using a #CLI tool. 🤣\n\nCombine that with a #Crontab entry to post a #FortuneCookie and you're done.\n\n#Linux #Bash #Mastodon\nhttps://github.com/ihabunek/toot

I don’t know if I’m all that crazy about this . . .

#fortunecookie

this has been a #FortuneCookie announcement

@gikkt

misfortune cookie?

#fortunecookie

This has to be one of the strangest fortunes I've pulled out of a fortune cookie.

#FortuneCookie

// The "Odd Gifts of Fortune" series of #FortuneCookie inserts (With cookies) were originally created for an Artist installation in San Francisco, CA. For whatever reason the event was cancelled, but the idea still roams inside my mind. You might even see a custom series of cookies distributed in a limited run in the future. Here are some created in spirit of the scheduled event.

#antoine. #chronos

Tonight's fortune cookie has more faith in me than I do.

#Gaming #PCGaming #ShadowWarrior2 #FPS #FortuneCookie #ShareYourGames #MastodonGaming

Today's fortune cookie. #FortuneCookie

“Good thing are being said about you”. That’s a #legit #fortunecookie. I’m not kidding. I just in a dark area right now where my camera can’t focus. 🥠

“Anything else?” is a weak invitation. People will hesitate to share. Especially if there’s not a whole lot of trust there yet. But you can use it to wrap up a conversation.

“What else?” is much stronger. It signals that you definitely want to hear more. It punches through hesitation. And it keeps the conversation going.

#leadership #communication #fortunecookie

Courtesy is the password to safety
#FortuneCookie

Had a custom Sylveon plushie made with a dog pussy. She feels fucking amazing. #plush #plushie #plushophilia #feral #fortunecookie

Had a custom Sylveon plushie made with a dog pussy. She feels fucking amazing. #plush #plushie #plushophilia #feral #fortunecookie

I agree with this assertion 🍰

#Fortune #FortuneCookie #Dessert

I have to say . . . I’m disappointed with my fortune tonight. #fortunecookie