I have escaped. It's raining but I'm free! I've gone to inspect the heroin bush. #FreeColin

#FreeColin I have been allowed out in the prison yard for 2 supervised toilet breaks. I have also been quite busy with paramedicat duties, which involved fighting Eric, who was running around in a very annoying manner. He then went and hid inder the bed, but made so much noise under there that I knew his location.

Therefore, prison has not been that bad today as I've been so busy. #Gratitude #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Day two of #FreeColin. I am annoyed. I spent last night running around the house shouting, hissing and trying to kill Eric. However, despite this, the people are still holding me against my will.

Redouble your letters to local politicians as this is a cruel punishment of an innocent cat.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Cats

I got treats, but it turns out it was a cunning ruse to keep me out of the way while they let Eric in. Why am I trapped inside while he is allowed to roam free? #FreeColin

#FreeColin My leg hurts and my little run around the local streets plus hiding under cars was exhausting. I'm trying to look cute because, despite all the promises made outside, I have not been given any treats. Are they planning on starving me as well as imprisoning me?

An outrage! #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicats #GingerCat

#FreeColin I escaped properly this time and made it across the road to the opium bush. The humans tried to bribe me with treats, but I was on to their nefarious plans. I was also aided by this new friend, who recognised the sound of cat treat bags and distracted them by looking cute. We did hiss at each other, so I don't think the humans noticed the conspiracy.

I'm back inside now after I heard the tall one saying she was going to take the new cat inside instead of me! #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

#FreeColin I am being held inside against my will. I am in prison for political reasons and must be freed immediately. Write to your local politicians to put pressure on the people to release me. I am innocent and currently injured. My human is @Neferure and she is denying me my right to roam. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Cats #Fedicats