#TFTuesday moo-d: You're careful to spend all day avoiding anything at all to do with dairy, grass, farms... anything remotely related to bovines, since you don't want to suffer an embarrassing cow transformation on Cow Appreciation Day. You think you're safe when you visit your local 7-Eleven for a free Slurpee® to celebrate 7/11. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Everyone in the store winds up staring at you when a single taste of your chilly treat triggers an instantaneous TF. You've got a thicc bipedal cow bod now, covered in white fur with electric-blue blotches to match your flavor of choice, blue raspberry. Even the skin on the end of your moist, blocky snout is bright blue. Your modest outfit is now a pthalo green polo and a hat, both sporting the 7-Eleven logo.

You've lost any kind of legwear that could possibly cover your clunky udder, which looks more like a Slurpee® machine, complete with four ball-tipped spigots instead of teats and endlessly-churning sugary slush visible behind its transparent surface. On the plus side, you know the astonished employees can't charge you for anything that comes out of your own body. Not that they'd want to get too close to you and risk turning into store-brand bovines themselves.

#TFEveryday #transfur #CowAppreciationDay #FreeSlurpeeDay

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