@vibesbummer #freethesurp

3/5
IT’S NOT ALL WINE AND ROSES IN THIS NORTHERN TWO-HORSE BURG;
THE TOURIST MONEY COMES AND GOES; THE SKIING’S GETTING WORSE.
THE PEOPLE FROM THE CITIES BOUGHT UP COUNTLESS PROPERTIES
AND LEASE THEM OUT TO TOURISTS AS THOSE DAMNED AIRBNBS.
BUT AS FAR AS BORDER VILLAGES THAT FILL THE WOODED SPACE
‘TWEEN WASHINGTON, ONTARIO, MONTANA, AND THE LAKES,
QUEBEC AND NOVA SCOTIA, MINNESOTA AND SAULT SAINTE,
#ANTLERPASS MUST BE THE FINEST, BECAUSE ITS FINEST IS SO GREAT.

SLOSHING THROUGH THE MUSKEG OR CHEWING WILLOW BRANCHES
HE’S ALWAYS UP FOR FEEDING CRIMINALS A #MOOSECOP KNUCKLE SANDWICH
THERE’S NO LINE HE WOULDN’T CROSS, NO UNBURNABLE WOOD BRIDGE.
THE ONE THING KEEPING HIM IN LINE MUST BE HIS PARTNER, MIDGE.
WHETHER ON A STAKEOUT OR SHAKING DOWN A SYRUP SMUGGLER,
MIDGE ALWAYS TROTS OUT GOOD COP BEFORE MOOSE COP MAKES A BLUNDER.
ALTHOUGH MOOSE COP’S POLICE INSTINCTS MIGHT SEE HIM WHALING ON A PERP,
MIDGE BUTS INTO THE RAMPAGE AND ASKS: “WHO’S TRYNA #FREETHESURP ?”

#MooseCopHulu

#freethesurp

@Chronomyst #freethesurp

@OmniscientOrb OMG #freethesurp is back!

@the_etrain @joewynne I’m thinking it may be time for some #moosecop and #beigeparty synergy (it’s not a cult! #freethesurp)

Mayor Fedora would have never won the election without Hungry Jack Capezio. Capezio owns all the maple syrup in Antler Pass and Mother Fedora's Toaster Pancakes don't go down well without Hungry Jack's Butter Maple Syrup. The ruthless duo's plot to make the local government of Antler Pass complacent through simple carb craving is going according to plan. The break room at the Antler Pass Police Station is always inexplicably stocked with Mother Fedora's pancakes and Hungry Jack's syrup.

#moosecop
#moosecophulu
#antlerpass
#freethesurp

when I have pancake breakfast I don't try to hide my good fortune I go into work wearing a smug look and syrup all over my face SO THEY KNOW

#freethesurp

@LRRRonEarth #freethesurp :bb: :srp:

Maple syrup season is upon us. It is time to regain what has been taken! #FreeTheSurp

Plancakes are what I make for breakfast when I'm hatching a particularly devious plan

#freethesurp

Oooh, think we need to buy some proper s'urp for the Yuletide...... s'urp'n'sausages..... *wibbles*

#FreeTheSurp

@ewerd tall bottle of syrup fills a stocking quite nicely #freethesurp :srp:

Rappelled to the bottom of the vault again with singed bangs and a more damp-resistant headlamp. I found myself this time at the end of a soaring but claustrophobically narrow corridor, stymied by choice.

I traced my gloved fingers over the grips of two switches, metal pockmarked by corrosion, biting at the leather. The mechanisms were interlocked, I deduced, controlling the ancient pneumatics of two impossibly heavy gates. I might throw one switch, but it would be foolhardy to think the mechanism might function a second time.

The labels were etched into the wall itself, and scratched over somewhat more than cosmetically, as if by an enormous clawed hand. Worrying, except even those desperate marks were half eaten away by the incessant wear of rain dripping from above.

Two switches, one bearing the name of John Mastodon, the other reading only "syrup." I stood for such an age, as if my choice were not already made.

John forgive me, I freed the syrup.

#JohnMastodon #freethesurp

If you're looking for any last-minute gift ideas, don't forget about maple syrup. It's sweet, delicious, and everybody loves it. Or else. #FreeTheSurp

If you're looking for any last-minute gift ideas, don't forget about maple syrup. It's sweet, delicious, and everybody loves it. Or else. #FreeTheSurp

niptip plikplek drek ikpek bliprip "tikitiktik" ik tiptipliprik

#freethesurp

@theropologist beige bless, brother
:bb: #freethesurp

Pouring out some of the sweet stuff for Canada :srp:

#WorldCup2022 #FreeTheSurp #BeigeBless :bb:

howdy pardner, dust that snow off yer…duster and put yer boots by the fire, I’ll pour you a tall pint of syrup and tell you bout the time I outdrew Sloth McGraw, slowest gun in the west.

#freethesurp