My wife no longer wants to hear about my plan to replace "Elf on the Shelf" with "Zirconia on the Perinea."

She's a fascist. #frop

@CapnBlackout "falafel", beg pardon #frop

I asked the machine to generate an image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - this time sans-inspirational image #subgenius #bobdobbs #slack #praisebob #frop #xday #jehovah1 #subg #churchsubgenius #aiart #midjourney #stablediffusion #ai

Dang Gila Golan was hot in "Valley of Gwangi" #dontyoujudgeme #frop

@PseudoNovalis that last one is a little horrifying #frop

Wokeness gave me piles. #frop

I really hope George Clinton is gonna spend his remaining years novelizing the many adventures of Doctor Funkenstein and the Holy Mothership. One can hope. #frop

The weather is exceedingly nice in The Middle Of Nowhere, so I am increasing the Net Slack of Texas by declaring the Adjacent Thrax to be OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Music and #frop and comic books will be available to all. BYOB.

Theological question. . .

While at Las Vegas, I got the "Mythical Unicow" bonus on this #Bulldada themed slot-machine.

I was able to use the proceeds from this windfall to purchase several large fortified #frop blunts which I accidentally brought home in my luggage.

Now to my question. Was "Bob" working through this "Mythical Unicow" to show his love for me, or was it the other way around?

@PseudoNovalis I want to buy some of this just so I can make a sandwich called "The day the clown fried". #frop

I think I can communicate with sharks at distances closer than two inches #frop

@Korgdisso TOMMYROT! My burps taste of PBR and liquid #frop. That experience cannot be simulated, only experienced directly.

I bet if you opened a mummy's tomb while insulting an old gypsy woman, the curses would cancel each other out. #frop

whoa, there's a subgenius instance: dobbs.town #frop #slack #"bob"

I'm laying off the #frop for a few days. Got my brain all fuzzed. Need to air my head out a little. Ugh. This mental state is definitely more along my sub's line of inquiry.

This is a glass of grape Kool-Aid. The louching at the top is from a teensy bit of liquid #frop juice.

I feel this concoction needs a name. But I don't have any ideas right now.

Thoughts as to a name?

Prediction : #Frop will be "legal" in Texas moments after it's federally decriminalized. It's happened twice already.

Hippie : CBD is a weed-derivative that doesn't get you high. Imma sell some!

Governor : <makes CBD illegal>

Hippie : I don't think the cops care.

Cops : We don't.

Hippie : Delta-8 is a weed derivative that DOES get you high. Imma sell some!

Governor : <makes Delta-8 illegal>

Hippie : I don't think the cops care.

Cops : We don't.

(we are now here)

First place in bar trivia last night, although I cheated. I promised the MC that I smoked six #frop sticks before showing up, thus lowering my IQ to everyone else's level. But I did not actually do this.

Also we met a fun local couple. Unfortunately, he's a freelance Black Santa, and they're spending the next month driving everywhere doing paid Santa gigs. So we ain't gonna see 'em again until January.

The gigs available for "Giant Abusive Drunken Elf" are thin, so I did not join them.

@fortyseven #frop

@Korgdisso also, Vincent Price is dead. Whilst I am not. #frop