Last night of the holiday. Eventual sex-having tally was none, despite credible opportunities. I blame myself.

Two of my friends got engaged though! So that's nice.

Anyway, here's me on a balcony. In the dark. I'm going to miss balcony weather in January.

#holigay #fslursontour

I've got this little rhombus of sunburn behind my right shoulder and it's very itchy and I don't like it. There's a little hand-shaped smear in the corner, where I'd managed to reach with sunblock, so clearly the problem is trying to do it myself.

Boyfriend applications are being processed with increased urgency now.

#holigay #fslursontour #soalone

Hi all! Weather's lovely and there are loads of gorgeous naked gays. Let me live here

#holigay #nudity #fslursontour

Yesterday night clothing choices. (Big jumper for getting out of the hotel not shown)

#holigay #gaynsfw #fslursontour

Hot breakfast available. Bed also available. Holidays are great

Nude beach in the afternoon, cruise clubs tonight. It's going to be a dick out kind of day

#holigay #gaynsfw #fslursontour

The water pressure in this hotel is incredible and it's 21°C outside. I want to live here

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The gays are infiltrating everything on the island

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Holiday fit, day 2. Off to the #Yumbo later.

#holigay #gaynsfw #fslursontour

Mimosas on the plane because we are #fslursontour