@slamy Why not *GREEN!?*

#MartianLivesMatter #Grunwald #FuckEmIfTheyCantTakeAJoke

During a stint co-coaching junior roller-derby, my derby name was "Neal B. Forezod".

The previous coach was an evangelical, and he complained to the board that I was an atheist and should not be allowed to use a name that makes fun of God.

And when EVERYONE pointed out that it was the villain's catchphrase in "Superman II", he doubled down, stating that if he could misinterpret the name so would others.

Nobody missed him when he quit.

#FuckEmIfTheyCantTakeAJoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiq5tnzmLBM