African Spiritual Whiteboy · @mastodong
43 followers · 72 posts · Server mstdn.social

No post, no electricity, no running drinkable water, but yes please nationalize the next thing, you're doing such a fantastic job after all & I assume there's no money left to loot in the old stuff.

#fuckmylife #anc #southafrica

Last updated 2 years ago

Peter Emery Quad-vax · @peemee
314 followers · 6599 posts · Server aus.social

I have run the new Ethernet cable through the self adhesive ducting, in order to get wired internet from one side of the office bedroom to the other where the new desk is located. But I haven't yet fitted the ducting in place, I need to clean the paint above the narrow shirting board to do that. And bending over like that hurts my back. Getting down on hands and knees makes it hard to get back on my feet, too, especially with the arthritic knee problem.

#fuckmylife

Last updated 2 years ago

Patuleia · @Patuleia
99 followers · 1256 posts · Server metalhead.club

Of all the other days I could get sick, the flu/covid had to strike on a Friday

#fuckmylife

Last updated 2 years ago

Ciarán McNally · @ciaranmak
277 followers · 1304 posts · Server mastodon.ie

When you create a KeePassDB yesterday, setup a few accounts and forget the password for the KeePassDB today.

#keepass2john #fuckmylife

Last updated 2 years ago

Jason · @jason
233 followers · 233 posts · Server fouroclockfarms.club

Only 8 more hours of 2CFR 200 Uniform Guidelines training to go!

#fuckmylife

Last updated 2 years ago

Dr. Neuro · @dr_neuro
38 followers · 231 posts · Server mastodont.cat

Quan tens tanta mucositat que caminar passa a ser un esport extrem.

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

Remz-Jay · @RemzJay
0 followers · 1143 posts · Server remco.social

2010-11-04T19:33:27+00:00: Ik heb honger,ben moe en wil naar huis. Maar nee, er moeten nog 2500 regels code in een languagefile gezet worden..

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

LeaLeaLea · @LeaLeaLea
1438 followers · 1446 posts · Server mastodon.lol

The autistic urge to find monetary value in the few things I am actually capable off.

I am really struggling with this one, I can't hold jobs because I get over stimulated and burn out super fast.

I also can't be self employed because I have no idea how to sell my skills online. Social media is a mystery to me and so are artists that actually get commissioned.

#autistic #art #fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

Reminder_Service · @Kindly
22 followers · 70 posts · Server mastodon.com.tr

Amk, tam ben gece yürüyüşüne çıktım hava da bastırdı yağmuru..

Herhalde racing in the rain olacak bu yürüyüş

! 🤦‍♂️

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

GilbertGrape · @WhatsEating
16 followers · 73 posts · Server mastodon.com.tr

Mola verdiğimiz köydeki tek açık yemek yeri sadece ekmek sandwichler satan bir mekân 🤦‍♂️

!

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

WhereisDoug · @DougCBear
2 followers · 16 posts · Server mstdn.party

Who gets some type of stomach virus on Christmas Eve?? This guy! Weak, nauseous, stomach churning all day..the fun! Hopefully I'll be doing better tomorrow and I'll be 10 pounds lighter!

#sick #christmas #fuckmylife #virus

Last updated 3 years ago

shaulaproject · @shaulaproject
6 followers · 24 posts · Server ravenation.club

Guys, i weiss jo nid wer fucking Fieber definiert het abr 36,5 isch au scho dammi heiss plus Schnuderi und tränendi Auge of Doom. Wenigstens isches ke Roni abr mann ig wott nid an Wiehnachte chrank sii

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

oxol · @oxol
15 followers · 9 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Aujourd'hui une de mes collègues/amies:
- ah au fait, j'voulais t'dire, tu dis tout le temps que tu as grossi depuis le COVID, et j’ai toujours dit "nan" ... mais en fait si, et ça se voit en fait !

#fuckmylife #eloignetesamisetrapprochetoidetesenemis #snif

Last updated 3 years ago

michailidu janka · @malajanka
294 followers · 1665 posts · Server mastodon.social

boomer moment:
snažila jsem se uvolnit si místo na telefonu a nevědomky jsem si vymazala celou historii signalu na všech zařízeních a přepárovala účet

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

michailidu janka · @malajanka
306 followers · 1897 posts · Server mastodon.social

boomer moment:
snažila jsem se uvolnit si místo na telefonu a nevědomky jsem si vymazala celou historii signalu na všech zařízeních a přepárovala účet

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

Dr. Neuro · @dr_neuro
23 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodont.cat

Per a pobrea energètica la que tinc jo, que encara no són les 9 i ja he de fer esforços per estar despert...

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

Hyouka · @hyouka
812 followers · 1101 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Thank fucking god I’m on ADHD meds. That shit wakes you the fuck up no matter how much sleep you’ve had 💀 Did NOT want to wake up this morning 😪 And tonight is the office Christmas party… I don’t want to go in all honesty but as they say gotta “keep up appearances” 😆 🙄 Guess imma go eat some foodsis then & … hold the phone… on the bus… someone smells like they shit 💩 themselves oh FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️ Joys of transit… have a great day everybody! ☀️ 😫

#fuckmylife #fml #joy #funtimes #goodmorning

Last updated 3 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
262 followers · 1132 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I am this many years old... Because today I popped into a shop for a few bits and this was playing as I wandered up and down the aisles.

Fuck My Life!




youtube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJl

#fuckmylife #prodigy #Breathe #ImFeelingOldToday

Last updated 3 years ago

Kai Preston · @realkaipreston
4 followers · 2 posts · Server nerdculture.de

Wie ich sehe ist @dunderklumpen80 auch hier gelandet 👍 bin ja ein wenig "neidisch" wenn ich sehe wie sie hier reinstürmt und direkt die Flut an Mitteilungen lostritt wie sie es schon auf Twitter machte 💗. Während ich mich direkt in ein dunkles Loch verkrieche und bereits überfordert bin ohne das etwas passiert ist. Mein Gehirn versucht direkt mich hier wieder zu ***** so wird das wohl nichts mit dem Social Media Star 🥸

#Gehirnfurz #depressionen #fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago

“Every day work for you is another slice of an endless grey rainbow 🌈

#fuckmylife

Last updated 3 years ago