DAY 1

Twitter Friend: Gee, twitter is falling apart.

Me: Yeah, I'm over on something called Mastodon now

DAY 2

Twit: I don't think I can't take much more of twitter like this.

Me: Yeah, Mastodon doesn't make a lot of sense yet, but it's clearly a better social experience.

DAY 3

Twit: Okay, fuck this, I deactivated my twitter account and am making the move to, where is it you went?

Me: Twitter. I went to Twitter.

#MyPrecious #FuckOuttaHere

RT @ChillaMatt23@twitter.com

These fucking Nazis are trying to invade Motor City Pride with riot shields like Detroit isn't the king of riots. #FuckOuttaHere #Pride

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChillaMatt23/status/1137494396650307585