Łukasz Horodecki :mastodon: · @LukaszHorodecki
358 followers · 1391 posts · Server pol.social

Ładne fuckupowe combo dzisiaj przy gotowaniu obiadu.

Najpierw przy wyciąganiu składników z lodówki strąciłem z półki i stłukłem słoik z sałatka z czerwonej kapusty. „Dzięki” temu straciłem sporo czasu sprzątając kapustę i szkło.

A gdy po maksymalnym spięciu prawie się wyrobiłem na czas, okazało się, że wstawiając ryż nie pstryknąłem przełącznika ryżowaru i zamiast gotować tylko podgrzewał. I jednak obiad będzie po czasie. Sporo.

#fedibalaganiisiespoznia #fedigotuje #obiad #Kuchnia #fuckup

Last updated 1 year ago

Maarten Pelgrim · @maartenpelgrim
40 followers · 690 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Lieve mensen van de NOS,

Ik denk niet dat ze het bij Sparta erg leuk vinden dat hun logo zo goed in beeld is.....

nos.nl/artikel/2484585-oud-pro

#fuckup #oops #nos #davidmendesdasilva

Last updated 1 year ago

Dirk Ritter · @GNUmatic
155 followers · 1767 posts · Server deppenkessel.de

@AnarchoNinaWrites
Great. How about THAT one? 🤡

ia903407.us.archive.org/21/ite

search for "employees" - page 227, scroll two pages back and start @ page 225 - all the stuff revolving around the midget's meddling.

Brilliant . We really need a revival of the midget's intrusions. Be the midget! Be the sand in the engine! Fuck it up! 🥳

#fuckup

Last updated 1 year ago

Dirk Ritter · @GNUmatic
155 followers · 1725 posts · Server deppenkessel.de

ia903407.us.archive.org/21/ite

search for "employees" - page 227, scroll two pages back and start @ page 225 - all the stuff revolving around the midget's meddling.

Brilliant . We really need a revival of the midget's intrusions. Be the midget! Be the sand in the engine! Fuck it up! 🥳

#fuckup

Last updated 1 year ago

C. · @cazabon
139 followers · 2740 posts · Server mindly.social

A followup to this thread on a huge medical-privacy in ...
mindly.social/@cazabon/1105578

The in question, which is happy to give both your (and presumably ) to pretty much anyone who wants them, in addition to letting them see when your prescriptions are eligible for refill, order those refills, and turn on OR OFF automatic fills for your prescripts is ...

Shoppers' Drug Mart.

[...]

#horrific #fuckup #canada #pharmacy #chain #prescription #vaccination #records #shoppers #shoppersdrugmart

Last updated 1 year ago

Pat · @Pat
158 followers · 3559 posts · Server qoto.org

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For those of you who are unfamiliar with George Orwell's Animal Farm here's a quote from Wikipedia about the novella...

"It tells the story of a group of farm animals who rebel against their human farmer, hoping to create a society where the animals can be equal, free, and happy. Ultimately, the rebellion is betrayed, and under the dictatorship of a pig named Napoleon, the farm ends up in a state as bad as it was before."

qoto.org/@Pat/1102978998361184

#mastodon #authoritarianism #fuckup #blunder #fedi

Last updated 2 years ago

Pat · @Pat
158 followers · 3557 posts · Server qoto.org
Johannes Rumpf · @Jayar
1 followers · 5 posts · Server infosec.exchange

and what gives me the extra is - my complete domains are signed. So the shit is winning over a complete signed domain.. Sometimes i realy wonder who is in charge of -Security within .

#fuckup #dmarc #mail #apple

Last updated 2 years ago

Alexey Skobkin · @skobkin
1059 followers · 22350 posts · Server lor.sh

Яндекс тут решил устроить форменный пиздец со своим приложением почты.

Теперь раз в N запусков отображается баннер на весь экран с рекламой платной подписки.

- Кнопка отмены не влезает в экран
- Да даже кнопка подписки не до конца влезает
- Системное "назад" выходит из приложения
- При следующем запуске баннер появляется снова
- Если прибить приложение - несколько запусков будет без баннера. Пока он снова не отобразится и убрать его не убивая будет нельзя.

Из Яндекса ушли все тестировщики? Или все нормальные разработчики под Android?

#yandex #android #soft #dev #shit #bugs #log #mail #fuckup #ad #marketing

Last updated 2 years ago

I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my

My first thoughts are:
A of .
A of .
A of female .
A of
A of mall .
A of .
A of
A of
A of
A of

Give a chance to 's before our and/or kill them all.


gofund.me/b3f006c4

#gofundme #riot #environmental #activists #shitfight #politicians #vadge #mining #magnates #destruction #coal #miners #cacaphony #shoppers #misery #wildlife #carers #fuckup #farmers #quietly #librarians #fuckyou #police #officers #murder #adelaide #crows #fans #australia #kangaroos #environmentally #destructive #fharmers #kangaroosofmastodon

Last updated 2 years ago

waxbanks · @waxbanks
253 followers · 529 posts · Server heads.social

like if you're just boppin' along with your doin' and loving the lifestyle but then when no one's looking you write something totally amazing like 'cartesian dualism is ableist' then your doctorate should be sent to a review board consisting of angry grandmas just shaking their heads in disappointment

first is just the head-shake, a warning

second fuckup is you get busted down to a Masters degree like a dipshit

#phd #philosophy #academia #fuckup #grandma

Last updated 2 years ago

J. Lindley :dancingpenguin: · @jlindley
22 followers · 316 posts · Server mastodon.world

Fair warning for those in who are or .

Don't go with Tasman Windows. We went with them and got as a result.

They didn't measure correctly, cut corners at every oportunity and drilled right through the , requiring additional fees to be paid to fix their .




#nz #building #rennovating #botchitandscarper #jibboard #fuckup #NZTwits #rant #newzealand #aotearoa

Last updated 2 years ago

dustcircle :verified: · @dustcircle
244 followers · 1075 posts · Server home.social
ania13 · @ania13
36 followers · 54 posts · Server mas.to

Don’t focus on your current fuckups, focus on your future fuckups.

What a lesson learned today for me…

#fuckup

Last updated 2 years ago

hkz · @hkz
344 followers · 50 posts · Server social.chinwag.org

And after soldering everything... I noticed I compiled the source code for ATTiny85 and not 45.

#playstation #modchip #fuckup

Last updated 2 years ago

hamish campbell · @hamishcampbell
1003 followers · 5502 posts · Server mastodon.social

@bob the funding of the is already completely dominated by the all the big projects are funded by

This is more than conspiracy though am shore conspiracy is growing as people see the levers of power and control which comes with money agenda.

It's an "invisible" hot war, standing aside is not an option.

#mainstreaming #fedivers #eu #ngi #fuckup

Last updated 3 years ago

Pierre Huyghebaert · @crickxson
686 followers · 1771 posts · Server post.lurk.org

Looking for a reference to the for a discussion with my students (founded), I come across this huge list of fictional
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_

Even just the names...
-ArmyForceBrain -Regent -3 #(unnamedcomputer) .E.N.C.H.889B -Fokkercomputertapes -1 'sGuidetotheGalaxy .0DeepThoughtDeepThought #(unnamedintelligence)

#bc #Kendy #SAL9000 #Shirka #Hactar #VALIS #TECTTECTinthenameoftheRepresentative #GolemXIV #AIVAS #SUM #Spartacus #eddie #EarthEarth2 #deepthought #TheHitchhiker #ZORACVISARJEVEX #total #SigfridvonShrinkAlbertEinsteinPolymat #WellWorld #Obie #domino #CentralComputer #p #Peerssa #UNITRACK #fuckup #Extro #Proteus #PallasAthena #minerva #dora #tect #HARLIE #müller #Maxine #t #unicomp #Fess #ARDNEH #Project79 #thethinker #TänkandeAugust #Shalmaneser #hal9000 #TheBerserkers #am #littlebrother #Moxon #WESCAC #supreme #TheOx #MycroftHolmes #FrostSolComDivComBeta #ColossusGuardian #Muddlehead #genie #Simulacron #merlin #GreatCoordinatorRobot #Vulcan2Vulcan3 #ac #CosmicAC #UniversalAC #GalacticAC #Microvac #ThirdFleet #Miniac #TheCentralComputer #Multivac #TheCityFathers #Bossy #gold #mima #karl #MarkV #ThePrimeRadiant #EMSIAC #EPICAC #MARAX #TheMachines #joe #thebrain #GamesMachine #TheEngine #computer #fiction #computers #ElizaEffect

Last updated 4 years ago

Sascha 'satishu' Tee · @SaschaTee
33 followers · 3610 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Ich finde es gut das ich meinen Medienblog dazu eingeladen habe nicht bei Updates zu tröten.

Nunja, das scheint dem wohl entgangen zu sein.

Auf jeden Fall ist endlich der grausame Rechtschreib-Fuckup aus der Beschreibung raus.

#games #fuckup #fail

Last updated 7 years ago