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Łukasz Horodecki :mastodon: · @LukaszHorodecki

358 followers · 1391 posts · Server pol.social

Ładne fuckupowe combo dzisiaj przy gotowaniu obiadu.

Najpierw przy wyciąganiu składników z lodówki strąciłem z półki i stłukłem słoik z sałatka z czerwonej kapusty. „Dzięki” temu straciłem sporo czasu sprzątając kapustę i szkło.

A gdy po maksymalnym spięciu prawie się wyrobiłem na czas, okazało się, że wstawiając ryż nie pstryknąłem przełącznika ryżowaru i zamiast gotować tylko podgrzewał. I jednak obiad będzie po czasie. Sporo.

#fuckup #kuchnia #obiad #FediGotuje #FediBałaganiISięSpóźnia

#fedibalaganiisiespoznia #fedigotuje #obiad #Kuchnia #fuckup

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Maarten Pelgrim · @maartenpelgrim

40 followers · 690 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Lieve mensen van de NOS,

Ik denk niet dat ze het bij Sparta erg leuk vinden dat hun logo zo goed in beeld is.....

#davidmendesdasilva #nos #oops #fuckup

https://nos.nl/artikel/2484585-oud-profvoetballer-mendes-da-silva-zeven-jaar-cel-in-voor-cocainehandel

#fuckup #oops #nos #davidmendesdasilva

Last updated 1 year ago

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Dirk Ritter · @GNUmatic

155 followers · 1767 posts · Server deppenkessel.de

@AnarchoNinaWrites
Great. How about THAT one? 🤡

https://ia903407.us.archive.org/21/items/illuminatus-trilogy-ebook/Illuminatus%20TRILOGY%20EBOOK.pdf

search for "employees" - page 227, scroll two pages back and start @ page 225 - all the stuff revolving around the midget's meddling.

Brilliant #FUCKUP. We really need a revival of the midget's intrusions. Be the midget! Be the sand in the engine! Fuck it up! 🥳

#fuckup

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Dirk Ritter · @GNUmatic

155 followers · 1725 posts · Server deppenkessel.de

https://ia903407.us.archive.org/21/items/illuminatus-trilogy-ebook/Illuminatus%20TRILOGY%20EBOOK.pdf

search for "employees" - page 227, scroll two pages back and start @ page 225 - all the stuff revolving around the midget's meddling.

Brilliant #FUCKUP. We really need a revival of the midget's intrusions. Be the midget! Be the sand in the engine! Fuck it up! 🥳

#fuckup

Last updated 1 year ago

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C. · @cazabon

139 followers · 2740 posts · Server mindly.social

A followup to this #horrific thread on a huge medical-privacy #fuckup in #Canada ...
https://mindly.social/@cazabon/110557881736874267

The #pharmacy #chain in question, which is happy to give both your #prescription (and presumably #vaccination) #records to pretty much anyone who wants them, in addition to letting them see when your prescriptions are eligible for refill, order those refills, and turn on OR OFF automatic fills for your prescripts is ...

Shoppers' Drug Mart.

[...]

#Shoppers #ShoppersDrugMart

#horrific #fuckup #canada #pharmacy #chain #prescription #vaccination #records #shoppers #shoppersdrugmart

Last updated 1 year ago

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Pat · @Pat

158 followers · 3559 posts · Server qoto.org

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For those of you who are unfamiliar with George Orwell's Animal Farm here's a quote from Wikipedia about the novella...

"It tells the story of a group of farm animals who rebel against their human farmer, hoping to create a society where the animals can be equal, free, and happy. Ultimately, the rebellion is betrayed, and under the dictatorship of a pig named Napoleon, the farm ends up in a state as bad as it was before."

https://qoto.org/@Pat/110297899836118447

#mastodon #authoritarianism #fuckup #blunder #fedi

Last updated 2 years ago

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Pat · @Pat

158 followers · 3557 posts · Server qoto.org

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Here's an archived link to Eugene Rochko's power grab. Just in case...

https://web.archive.org/web/20230501170049/https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2023/05/a-new-onboarding-experience-on-mastodon/

#mastodon #authoritarianism #fuckup #blunder #fedi

#authoritarianism #fuckup #blunder #fedi #mastodon

Last updated 2 years ago

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Johannes Rumpf · @Jayar

1 followers · 5 posts · Server infosec.exchange

and what gives me the extra #fuckup is - my complete domains are signed. So the #dmarc shit is winning over a complete signed domain.. Sometimes i realy wonder who is in charge of #Mail-Security within #apple.

#fuckup #dmarc #mail #apple

Last updated 2 years ago

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Alexey Skobkin · @skobkin

1059 followers · 22350 posts · Server lor.sh

Open media

Яндекс тут решил устроить форменный пиздец со своим приложением почты.

Теперь раз в N запусков отображается баннер на весь экран с рекламой платной подписки.

- Кнопка отмены не влезает в экран
- Да даже кнопка подписки не до конца влезает
- Системное "назад" выходит из приложения
- При следующем запуске баннер появляется снова
- Если прибить приложение - несколько запусков будет без баннера. Пока он снова не отобразится и убрать его не убивая будет нельзя.

Из Яндекса ушли все тестировщики? Или все нормальные разработчики под Android?

#Yandex #Android #soft #dev #shit #bugs #log #mail #fuckup #ad #marketing

#yandex #android #soft #dev #shit #bugs #log #mail #fuckup #ad #marketing

Last updated 2 years ago

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MacropodCarer: Verified🌈🦘🦣 · @MacropodCare

515 followers · 4739 posts · Server mastodon.au

I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

My first thoughts are:
A #riot of #environmental #activists.
A #shitfight of #politicians.
A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
A #destruction of #coal #miners
A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
A #fuckup of #farmers
A #quietly of #librarians
A #fuckyou of #police #officers
A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

#KangaroosOfMastodon
https://gofund.me/b3f006c4

#gofundme #riot #environmental #activists #shitfight #politicians #vadge #mining #magnates #destruction #coal #miners #cacaphony #shoppers #misery #wildlife #carers #fuckup #farmers #quietly #librarians #fuckyou #police #officers #murder #adelaide #crows #fans #australia #kangaroos #environmentally #destructive #fharmers #kangaroosofmastodon

Last updated 2 years ago

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waxbanks · @waxbanks

253 followers · 529 posts · Server heads.social

like if you're just boppin' along with your #PhD doin' #philosophy and loving the #academia lifestyle but then when no one's looking you write something totally amazing like 'cartesian dualism is ableist' then your doctorate should be sent to a review board consisting of angry grandmas just shaking their heads in disappointment

first #fuckup is just the head-shake, a #grandma warning

second fuckup is you get busted down to a Masters degree like a dipshit

#phd #philosophy #academia #fuckup #grandma

Last updated 2 years ago

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J. Lindley :dancingpenguin: · @jlindley

22 followers · 316 posts · Server mastodon.world

Fair warning for those in #NZ who are #building or #rennovating.

Don't go with Tasman Windows. We went with them and got #BotchitAndScarper as a result.

They didn't measure correctly, cut corners at every oportunity and drilled right through the #JibBoard, requiring additional fees to be paid to fix their #fuckup.

#NZTwits
#rant
#newzealand
#aotearoa

#nz #building #rennovating #botchitandscarper #jibboard #fuckup #NZTwits #rant #newzealand #aotearoa

Last updated 2 years ago

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dustcircle :verified: · @dustcircle

244 followers · 1075 posts · Server home.social

Trump Gets Famous Founding Father’s Quote Wrong in Angry Thanksgiving Pity Party: ‘Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death’
https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/11/trump-gets-famous-founding-fathers-quote-wrong-in-angry-thanksgiving-pity-party-give-me-freedom-or-give-me-death/
#donaldtrump #thanksgiving #foundingfathers #fuckup

#donaldtrump #thanksgiving #foundingfathers #fuckup

Last updated 2 years ago

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ania13 · @ania13

36 followers · 54 posts · Server mas.to

Don’t focus on your current fuckups, focus on your future fuckups.

What a lesson learned today for me… #fuckup

#fuckup

Last updated 2 years ago

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hkz · @hkz

344 followers · 50 posts · Server social.chinwag.org

Open media

And after soldering everything... I noticed I compiled the source code for ATTiny85 and not 45.
#fuckup #modchip #playstation

#playstation #modchip #fuckup

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hamish campbell · @hamishcampbell

1003 followers · 5502 posts · Server mastodon.social

@bob the #mainstreaming funding of the #fedivers is already completely dominated by the #EU all the big projects are funded by #NGI

This is more #fuckup than conspiracy though am shore conspiracy is growing as people see the levers of power and control which comes with money agenda.

It's an "invisible" hot war, standing aside is not an option.

#mainstreaming #fedivers #eu #ngi #fuckup

Last updated 3 years ago

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