@scrivolical Have two sets. Seriously. Way easier to be a fucking lazy worthless fuckwit. #fuckwit #protip

Around 90 mins ago I opened an email I KNEW I should leave until the morning because it was bound to irritate me. It wasn’t particularly important & could easily wait. I foolishly opened it. I was correct. It irritated me. And now it’s an hour & a half later & I’m still trying to wind down for bed & instead I’m still all awake & irritated 🙄 #fuckwit

A shiny red half million dollar Ferrari Roma was seen in the Ngauranga Gorge this morning, weaving between vehicles and then “accelerating aggressively” despite wet conditions.

Nek minit...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/wellington/300933326/500k-ferrari-catches-fire-after-crash-on-major-wellington-highway

#Ferrari #Fuckwit

Had #ElongatedMuskrat following my tumblr and giving on reactionary replies, my block list thirsts for such assholes.

Just die already elon!

#elonmusk #fuckwit #knobjockey #asshole #justdie

We have a #fuckwit Prime Minister.
All of the top Universities ( the #RussellGroup) and 18 research bodies are calling for the UK to rejoin #Horizon now that the Northern Ireland issue has been solved ( for trading goods) , but #Sunak wants to 'take stock of the options' and possibly go it alone with some second rate plan B .
The man's a jerk.- https://on.ft.com/3ZeXngk via @FT

The self-appointed, grifting bishop reckons he knows what caused Cyclone Gabrielle. According to the unholy Brian, it was "porn, abortion and gay rights."

So there, all you scientists and meteorologists! All the people made homeless by the Cyclone... apparently you brought it on yourselves.

Who thinks Brian has been spending too much time on PornHub?

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/brian-tamaki-says-porn-use-blame-cyclone

#Tamaki #Fuckwit #CycloneGabrielle

#topbloke #twiggycares Mining magnate Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest has defended not signing a native title compensation agreement with Yindjibarndi traditional owners in the #Pilbara, saying it could lead to an Alice Springs style "alcohol disaster". #fuckwit #greedyprick

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-15/fmg-andrew-forrest-indigneous-yindjibarndi-sacred-sites-mining/101979836

@stufromoz Indeed! I am going to say it, that he is a rolled gold, A Grade #Fuckwit!

@crikey_news Tony Abbott is a rolled gold, prima facie, #Fuckwit

#Lulz, so I #see #your #threats of #obtaining my #shins were a pure and utter #failure, was #hilarious #watching you get #angry over a #post of #mine, you #keyboardcommando.

What are you, 14?
Think you are #intimidating on the #internets #kiddo?
What was even #funnier was seeing another user #laugh at #you making a #fuckwit of #yourself after I #muted you. 🤣

First up: This twunt.

I what?
I used the zoom to make him seem closer?

DOES MY MOTHERFUCKING KNEE HAVE A ZOOM?

Dude's balls were less than 18 inches from me as evidenced by their proximity to my knee.
Dumbass.

#SnarkSunday #CarymaNgo #Fuckwit

Australia's chief medical officer explicitly advised the Albanese government not to introduce mandatory #COVID19 testing on travellers from #China a day before the measure was announced. #vestedInterests #owned #fuckwit

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-03/chief-medical-officer-opposed-mandatory-covid-test-china-travel/101822918

To the #fucking #fuckwit who has no idea to put his carryon liquids in a bag and pull it out prior to your bag scan like you’ve told for years and by the security person right in front of you! #FUCKYOU for causing a 10 person backup that took 20 minutes to clear! #heathrowairport

RT @MarieAnnUK@twitter.com

Jacob Rees-Mogg goes to the backbenches without ever identifying a Brexit benefit. #Fuckwit #Reshuffle

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1584887327385858051

Festering turd. Minding my own business, cruise control maintaining the posted speed limit in the left lane. Then El Wanko moves across mostly in front of me from the right lane. I say mostly because if I hadn’t braked the cockhead would have driven into the side of my car. #fuckwit

@rysiek according to the register, "At one point, Forcefully Unmap Complete Kernel With Interrupt Trampolines, aka FUCKWIT, was mulled by the Linux kernel team". So #FUCKWIT works for me.