How to annoy visitors to your web site: make their screen look grubby (I was sitting here rubbing the screen wondering how it had got that dirty).

#fuckwits

https://www.foodfortheplanet.org.uk/

Bravo, Bush, Blair and Howard. You done real good. #fuckwits

Iraq bans the term 'homosexuality', asks media to use 'sexual deviance' instead - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-09/iraq-bans-homosexuality-asks-media-to-use-sexual-deviance/102705452

I’m seeing this photo doing the rounds. This is bad. Like, REALLY bad.

For the love of fuck, DON’T do this, or anything like this. Their arms are bound, their heads are braced and the bottles are forced in place- you’re going to drown your baby.

Don’t tell me it’s just a joke either, because some people see this shit online and will think it’s perfectly legit.

#Parenting #Babies #Fuckwits

Why is that so many people, for whom communication is their primary role, cannot manage even the most basic of communication?

Strata so-called managers are a great case in point. They schedule work that will cause residents inconvenience, but do they tell anyone?

#Fuckwits

"... a Taser was deployed by a constable.”

Goodness me. #Language is a wonderful invention, there is no need, even-if you are writing #police PR, to fuck it up, down, sideways, and over a barstool like this.

I might 'deploy' an umbrella, an epithet, or a battalion.

You fucking 'fire', 'shoot' or 'trigger' a Taser, you unutterable #psychopath #fuckwits.

I think the #NSW Parliament should #deploy some commission-terminating decrees and a Judge should #deploy some #jail time.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jun/21/nsw-police-removed-mention-of-taser-and-knife-from-first-statement-about-clare-nowlands-death

@DenisCOVIDinfoguy What pure, undadulterateed bullshit! #Fuckwits!

OK, three separate things for you to check out. Space Karen should be institutionalised, because someone already tried this and it went so spectacularly wrong someone else wrote a (hilarious) book about it. If you want a TL;DR, listen to the (also hilarious) Citation Needed episode about it.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/15/watch-out-for-hungry-bears-why-elon-musk-new-town-could-run-into-trouble

https://www.citationpod.com/the-free-town-project/

#Libertarians #SpaceKaren #Fuckwits #USPolitics #NoOneNeedsBillionaires #TaxTheRich #Bookstodon #NonFiction #Bears #BookRec #Podcasts #GoodNews #Humour

#turnips #ThérèseCoffey #fuckwits #ConservativeIdiots #LetThemEat Turnips

If it wasn't so sad and embarrassing this would be funny.

What worries me more though is that a large group of people ELECTED this idiot to represent them in Parliament.
Tomorrow she will be suggesting that we eat cake with our turnips. Or perhaps if we have lots of turnips spare we could build 40 new hospitals out of them!!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/feb/23/food-shortages-environment-secretary-urges-britons-cherish-turnips

For those who might wonder about my professorship, I am a professor of marketing, which is more correctly spelled "bullshit". 😀

And in that vein, we're in receipt of some bullshit - sorry, marketing material - from #NAB, purportedly advising of improved services, but actually advising of upcoming changes to their Ts&Cs.

Amongst the info is a reference to a PayID video on their website, at the end of which refers you for more information back to the same page that you're on.

#Fuckwits

RT @JoJoWildBlonde@twitter.com

Anyone looking for compassion from Camp Commandant Cruella have not been paying attention

Suella Braverman or #LeakySue as she is known by her loved ones

#ReadTheRoom #fuckwits

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JoJoWildBlonde/status/1611516059068014592

RT @podweed@twitter.com

@BlokeOnWheels@twitter.com @sharron_honey@twitter.com @LeeroyWildman@twitter.com @Zoekc78@twitter.com @Sillyshib@twitter.com @Beany_1@twitter.com @cbmaryfall@twitter.com @HarryMoWolves@twitter.com @sparklykitten@twitter.com @striker990@twitter.com Utterly despicable.
We keep saying things must surely change but somehow, people are still voting for this appalling Cabal.
#Fuckwits

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/podweed/status/1610636281767231490

@BobM

Yeah, yeah it's all down to #Labour and #KierStarmer.

Nothing at all to do with the #Conservethemselves or the #fuckwits who voted for it of course?

@nspugh
How long before the #fuckwits we vote for feel the need to #listen about the #damage we are #inflicting on the #biome by continuously #voting for stupid people, hoping they will one day get the message.

OK, if you' *have* to screenshot Daily Heil articles, please at least CN them, and preferably mark as sensitive.

Please.

Asking nicely 😘

#DailyHeil #DailyMail #Bigotry #Fuckwits

OK, if you' *have* to screenshot Daily Heil articles, please at least CN them.

Please.

Asking nicely 😘

#DailyHeil #DailyMail #Bigotry #Fuckwits

#JustStopMusk #EnoughTwitterNostalgia

I am tired of the obsession by some on #mastodon with certain oligarch shitheads not worth our attention. Time to adjust to #slowsocialmedia and stop to hear the birds singing. Go #tang_ping because its a #newinternetera.

I would #ratherwatchpaintdry or be #fascinatedbydrippingtaps than let #fuckwits occupy my time.

#LateStageCapitalism is all about #attentioneconomy so if you obsess you monetise it for them. Why #giftaid to what you claim to despise?

If you're 3x-4x vaxxed and still get 'covid', that's not called covid; it's called 'shit-for-brains'!

#Fuckwits #CovidCult

https://invidio.us/watch?v=b1zB2mcotn0
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#nationOfImmigrants #nationOfFuckwits #invasiveSpecies #australia #australians #colonialism #extinction #climatecrisis #myopia #shortTermism #trueBlue #aussie #fuckwits #koalaCrisp #crispyKoala #sydneyFires #seanBedlam