This. Is. Mother. Fucking. EPIC.

MARS IN ALL ITS NAKED GLORY!

For fucking real: this is a mosaic of the Martian surface in 3-fucking-D.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ASTROPORN MOTHERFUCKERS!

murray-lab.caltech.edu/CTX/V01

#fuckyeahmars #fuckyeahcaltech #astronomy #itsfuckingmarsbitches #nasafuckingrules

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Margie · @hereticgoddess
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Ingenuity: high res color camera:

Sunset on Mars.

Mother goddamn fucker. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck FUUCCCKKKK.

I don't know if I want to scream my fucking head off or bang my fucking phone.

It's so gorgeous, I have fucking tears in my fucking eyes.

reddit.com/r/Mars/comments/11m

#fuuccckkkk #mars #fuckyeahmars #ingenuity #astronomy

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Margie · @hereticgoddess
221 followers · 714 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Midsized sand dunes on Mars that don't fucking happen here.

Taken by Opportunity, Victoria Crater.

FUCK that texture. It's a landscape of the reddest, softest nipples that seem so exquisitely lickable. To run your motherfucking hand over them would be like fondling a thousand sweet fucking breasts heaving with the Martian winds.


iflscience.com/mars-has-a-type

#fuckyeahfondlemarsdunes #fuckyeahmars #mars #astronomy

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Margie · @hereticgoddess
177 followers · 513 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

This is the definition of .

Cue the fucking baby-making music.

#spacefuckingporn #fuckyeahmars #mars #spaceporn

Last updated 3 years ago

Margie · @hereticgoddess
143 followers · 469 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

This is what I fucking love: , so serene and tranquil. So goddamned STILL. Until a fucking sand storm comes and then it's on motherfucking tilt.


NASA's rover acquired this image using its Left Mastcam-Z camera. Mastcam-Z is a pair of cameras located high on the rover's mast

Source: mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multime

#motherfuckingmartianrocks #fuckyeahmars #fuckyeahperservanceyoudopemotherfucker #mars #perseverance

Last updated 3 years ago

Margie · @hereticgoddess
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This fucking Martian cloud appears only in the spring by that massive fuck-off volcano, Arsia Mons, every fucking morning for 3 hours.

IT'S THE SIZE OF MOTHERFUCKING CALIFORNIA! That's some epic, dope fucking cloud shit you'll ever see clouding.



mashable.com/article/mars-long

#whattheactualmotherfuckingfuck #fuckyeahmars #dopemartianclouds #astronomy #mars

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