LittleScrapsoftheNorth · @littlescraps
60 followers · 906 posts · Server mas.to

my son is so funny sometimes. He is changing so much each day..love his quirky sense of humor

#funnykids

Last updated 2 years ago

Alo Japan · @alojapan
61 followers · 1454 posts · Server masto.ai

My 8yr old is trying to gaslight me. He doesnโ€™t want to go back to school tomorrow, so is repeatedly telling me itโ€™s actually Friday today.

Do you think Iโ€™ll get away with telling the school the same thing? Or might they notice Iโ€™m pulling a fast one? ๐Ÿ˜„

#halfterm #school #funnykids #autism

Last updated 3 years ago

Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow
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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow
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I'm not sure why my daughter forged this note from me, and she is being very mysterious about it, but whoever this Mrs Berry is had better know that I admit no such defeat! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't know of any teacher with that name, so my best guess is this is part of some sort of role play game that I am featured in, but in an imaginary capacity to ensure that my character does what she's meant to! ๐Ÿ˜‚

#funny #funnykids #lol #funnyparentingmoments #roleplay #imaginativeplay #imagination #parenting #family

Last updated 3 years ago

Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow
5 followers · 22 posts · Server ohai.social

We got Zoe a kid's Fitbit for her birthday and every night since, she's wanted to check if she's done more steps than me. I had done more today and said "top tip - tidying up adds a lot of steps!" She shook her head and said "I don't want that kind of tip, thank you." ๐Ÿคฃ

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#fitbit #keepfit #fitness #stepchallenge #stepcount #walk #walking #parenting #kidssaythefunniestthings #funny #funnykids #funnythingskidssay #funnyparentingmoments #tidyup #keeponmoving #keepmoving #motivation

Last updated 3 years ago

Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow
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KDSmith_Writer · @KDSmith_Writer
311 followers · 99 posts · Server mindly.social

From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?

#advent2022 #peace #christmas2022 #kidssaythedarndestthings #church #goodwill #kids #kidssay #keepthepeace #seasonsgreetings #kidsonmastodon #funnykids

Last updated 3 years ago

That Mom Tho :verified: · @thatmomtho
117 followers · 33 posts · Server mstdn.social

my daughter names all of her stuffed animals quite literally but she really had me rolling when she invited Seal-ia to breakfast

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#funnykids #motherhood #momlife

Last updated 3 years ago