"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else."
Ann Landers. #FunnyStuff

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.

Mitch Hedberg. #FunnyStuff

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey. #FunnyStuff

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey. #FunnyStuff

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey. #FunnyStuff

@Gargron
This is some kind of joke that you the main developer of mastodon uses iPhone and users with iPhone has so much problems using mastodon... I think it's so funny.

#funnyStuff

Couple of photos from when Reid got creative with moving their intact gazebo frame from old property to new farm home.

Farm folks are very creative with finding interesting ways to transport things 🤣😂

#CountryLife #yyj #VictoriaBC #Saanich #YouDontSeeThisOften #RuralScenes #CreativeSolution #transportation #ingenuity #FarmFolks #FunnyStuff #vanisle #VancouverIsland #PNW #PacificNorthwest

Imposter packing ⚠️

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My cat is a monarch of burgers 🫡

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It’s so cozy you’ll love it

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Just when I think I have heard of every blindness/disability missconseption, there is always one to blow me out of the water. Yesterday, one had me cracking up so much. I was in a meeting, and someone was talking about a client that they had worked with in the past. The client had a Chihuahua for a service animal. The conversation went something like this. Client, hi, where can I get a handle for my service dog. Worker, what kind of dog do you have? Client, I have a Chihuahua. Worker, they don’t make harnesses for Chihuahuas. Why are you asking? Client, my dog is my service animal. Worker, what does the animal do? Client, he sucks my asthma attacks out of me. I had to tell the people I was meeting with to stop the meeting, while I laughed this out. I’m glad it wasn’t me on the phone! Lol, 😊. I cannot make this up! #FunnyStuff #Blind

Here is another brilliant tech tip, with the help of #ChatGPT. Helpin' yer iPhone say the right word, pardner.

When I'm dictatin' a message or a note, that ornery Siri of mine tends to say things I ain't aimin' for. Take the word "Jaws," for instance. Every darn time I say it, Siri goes and hollers "Jazz." Gets under my skin, havin' to fix it over 'n' over. Got me thinkin', though. What if I added "Jaws" as a contact? Well, reckon what? It actually works! Lemme tell ya how it's done:

1. Y'all open up the phone app 'n' mosey on over to the contacts tab.
2. Look for that "add" button sittin' pretty in the top right corner, 'n' give it a good ol' tap.
3. First name field will be beggin' for attention. Simply type in "Jaws."
4. Once ya got that, head on up to the top right corner 'n' give that "done" button a firm tap.

Now, when you're dictatin', Siri should be penning down "Jaws" every time you mention "Jaws." Ain't that somethin'?

Tip: Reckon it might feel a mite peculiar havin' contacts without numbers. If you fancy keepin' things tidy, scribble down the word "Dictionary" in the last name field. There ya have it, partner! Happy Friday to ya, and may Siri be your trusty sidekick, wranglin' them right words along your trail. #FunnyStuff

The Joy of Humor Meditation
Find your inner peace with a giggle and a grin! Humor meditation is the perfect way to inject some joy into your mindfulness practice. Let laughter lead the way to a happier, healthier you!
https://www.adambernard.com/the-joy-of-humor-meditation/
#FunnyStuff #Meditation #ccc #ddd #HumorMeditation #InnerZen #MindfulnessPractice

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." - Henny Youngman. #FunnyStuff.

I have been playing with the Chat GPT app. Quite remarkible. I told it to describe a dishwasher to me in deep south style. Here is the result. “Well, shucks! Let me tell you 'bout a good ol' dishwasher that'll make your life easier than sippin' sweet tea on a porch swing. This here contraption is a true gem in the heart of the deep south. It's got all the fixin's you need to tackle those dirty dishes with a charm that'll make your mama proud.

This dishwasher is a workhorse, mighty and strong. It's got a big ol' tub that can hold a heap of plates, bowls, and silverware. Just load 'em up, add a dash of that magical detergent, and let it do its thing. It'll scrub away all them grits, gravy, and gumbo remnants, leavin' your dishes squeaky clean and ready for the next Southern feast.

Now, this marvel ain't just powerful, it's efficient too. It's got fancy settings like "Quick Wash" for when you're in a hurry to get back to that front porch rockin'. And if you've got them delicate china plates passed down from generations, fret not! It's got a gentle cycle that'll treat 'em with the utmost care, like a true Southern belle.

Oh, and let me tell you 'bout the quietness of this beast. You won't even hear it hummin' while it works its magic. It's as hushed as a firefly's whisper on a balmy summer night. So, go on and invite your kinfolks over for a good ol' fish fry. They won't even know you're cleanin' up after 'em!

So there you have it, darlin'! This dishwasher is the epitome of Southern hospitality. It's dependable, efficient, and as smooth as a slow drawl. With this beauty in your kitchen, you can spend more time savorin' that sweet tea and less time scrubbin' pots and pans. It's a true blessing for any Southern soul. Y'all won't be disappointed!” #FunnyStuff #ChatGPT

“I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” #FunnyStuff

“If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?” #FunnyStuff

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
—Mark Twain #FunnyStuff

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls. #FunnyStuff

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey #FunnyStuff